You like Parker Hurley, right? Even though he came in last place in his round of The Ten, we know that you enjoyed him more than you’d like to admit. We saw the positive comments! We saw how much traffic his original post brought in! […]
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“I’m Gonna Fuck You In Every Room of This House.”
Damn, do you know how much I wish someone would say that to me? It doesn’t even matter that Christian Wilde is a creepy creepster in the third chapter of “The Haunting” (catch up with part one here, part two here). The fact remains that […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Silence of The Cams
“A serial killer is on the loose. If he logs into your live webcam, you are already dead. Who is this mystery man? Only Clarice (Trenton Ducati) can solve the case, but he can’t do it alone. He relies on the wisdom of prisoner Hannibel […]
101 Pictures of Darius Bottoming For Aries On Chaos Men
You did not need 101 pictures to know that Darius has the hottest beefy, hairy ass on the internet. You might not even want them. That said? There were originally 109 pictures in this set for his latest video with muscle jock Aries, so you […]
Flipping Out: Trey Turner & Valentin Petrov
This Flipping Out post, in which we carefully examine the versatility of Trey Turner and Valentin Petrov, almost had to play second fiddle to Dominic Ford‘s excellently-titled feature film Silence of The Cams… Upon scrolling through these pics again, I realized I couldn’t deprive you of […]
Hot or Not: Keeping It Quiet
You know how much I want the world to know I’m having sex? As much as I want the world to know that I’m pooping. My apologies for such a crude introduction. It’s just that, well, I’ll never understand people who purposefully broadcast their bedroom […]
Woof Alert: Brad Kalvo
So I guess Brad Kalvo is really embracing the whole “muscle bear” thing, eh? He’s bulked up significantly since we last saw him, and for better or worse, he completely ignored any advice we had to offer on our 2013 Manscaping Guide. Gone are the […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trey’s Big Ol’ Schlong
Trey‘s a 28 year-old mechanic who’s been married (to a woman) for five years. According to Chaos Men, they’re a very sexually adventurous couple, and she’s been known to play with his hairy pink hole on occasion. Presumably, she’s also okay with the fact that […]











