Peter Black could not seem any less interested in the handjob that he gives Dirty Tony at the end of this scene. But who cares about that headless entity? I’m only interested in one thing here and that one thing is Peter’s giant dick. It’s […]
Tag: smooth body
Hot or Not: Tan Lines
I’m a big fan of tan lines. Not Tanlines the band—although they’re okay enough, I guess—but like the actual line you get from being outside in the summer with your shirt off. I’m too pale and/or burned to ever dream of having any sexy tan […]
What Would You Do?: Rene From Sean Cody
Rene is a muscular, tan and relatively clean-cut personal trainer. With the exception of his eyebrows and the hair on his head, there isn’t a single inch of his body that isn’t shaved or trimmed. This is going to cause a whole lot of hullabaloo […]
Caption This: The Butt In The Window
A naked man throws his ankles over his head, points his asshole toward the sky and lets the sun shine right down onto it. There has to be a joke here, right? Choose the right one, and you could be the winner of this round […]
Popular Demand: The Week Before I Sucked A Billion Dicks On Vacation
Much as I love writing about buttholes for all of you, there comes a point in every man’s life where he needs to run away from computers and drink beers on a beach. That time has come for me, which means you won’t be hearing […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Marcus Mojo Remains Exceptionally Gorgeous, Bottoms For Brandon Lewis & Makes You Cum All Over Yourself
I think it would be fair to say that Marcus Mojo is one of the prettiest porn stars I’ve ever had the privilege of meeting. It was fairly intimidating to walk up to him at the Cybersocket Awards and ask for a picture, but he […]
Who Did Paddy O’Brian Bottom For?
Our dear friends at MEN.COM tried to be all coy and cute about who’d be bottoming in their latest Top To Bottom video. “This Friday, we’re going to reveal which well-known, straight and ‘top only’ porn star is getting fucked for the first time!” they […]
Hot or Not: Jerking Off To Dead Porn Stars
Let’s clarify that post title for a moment. As you will note by the gallery below, we’re talking about porn content featuring performers who have since passed away. We don’t mean photos of porn corpses. That’s gross. We’ll highlight fisting, clown sex, and that balloon […]
The Ten: Hudson Cock-Slaps Kayne Lawton With His Beer Can Thick Shaft, Remains Victorious
Three votes. That’s all that stopped rugby player Kayne Lawton from becoming your “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. His plans were thwarted by Sean Cody model Hudson, who’s now held the title for seven consecutive weeks despite fierce competition from guys like Chris Bailey, Guy […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Fall In Love With Ben Driver’s 9.5-Inch Uncut Monster Cock
We haven’t thanked our regular guest blogger Lawrence enough for introducing us to Canadian porn star Ben Driver back in January. As soon as we laid our eyes on his enormous rod, we knew it’d find a home in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me series at […]











