Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
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Celebrity Skin: Marlon Wayans’ Butt
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
“Twelve Fucks And A Funeral” Continues, Remains Absolutely Ridiculous
Well, we already spoiled the ending for you, but here’s the continuation of UK Naked Men‘s utterly bonkers gay porn series 12 Fucks And A Funeral. The first episode kicked things off with Riley Tess and Matt Brookes mourning their dear friend JP Dubois by […]
Three’s Company: Derek Parker Does Double-Penetration With Paul Stack & Timo Swift
For someone with such a shitty memory, it’s strange that I can recall that Derek Parker had never been double-penetrated on (or off) camera before working with Dirty Tony. The tattooed, muscular gay porn star revealed this in an Oral Only scene from a few […]
Popular Demand: The Week of Tan Lines, My Vacation & Robin Thicke’s (Allegedly) Big Dick
I’m back! Most of you probably didn’t even realize that I headed out on vacation, because J. Harvey and Lawrence did such a good job of holding down the fort while I was gone. They brought you awesome posts about tan lines and Robin Thicke‘s […]
Army v. Navy Fuck
Remember those Budweiser commercials about “Real American Heroes”? With the jokey jingle about dudes that invented really minor stuff or whatever? And then September 11th happened and people got offended and the company changed the jingle to “Real Men of Genius”? I think of those […]
What’s The Ultimate Gay Vacation Spot?
It’s Friday and it’s summer and quite frankly while I love the internet there are plenty other things I can think of doing right now. And not just getting my ass jackhammered by Adam Russo’s dick! (That too, though.) I was thinking more about vacation. […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Adriano Carrasco
What’s the line from that Justin Timberlake song? “As long as I got my suit and tie, I’m gonna stick it in your butt tonight?” Something like that, I think. I mention this, because I’ve been ogling newish Cuban Michael Lucas exclusive Adriano Carrasco lately. […]
Three’s Company: Nubius, Montaz & Ryan Russell
Nubius has appeared many, many times on NextDoorEbony before, so if you are a fan of chocolate-colored dick then he probably needs no introduction. Montaz, with his shaved head, smooth chest, and stiff dick, is new to the site, but he fucks like a pro […]
How Young Is Too Young For You?
If you’re a fan of disembodied hands jerking off hot young men then today really is your lucky day. In addition to this afternoon’s awkward-hot Dirty Tony HJ tradeoff, we have young Geoff here from SpunkWorthy, who shows up on set to jerk off and […]











