A wise poet named Beyonce Knowles once said, "If you got it, flaunt it." Phoenix-based model Nick Certo has an incredible ass, but he clearly hasn't taken Beyonce's advice! There aren't nearly enough images of his poke-worthy butt flooding the internet, and someone needs to fix […]
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Secret Sex: Aaron Carter
Once upon a time, Aaron Carter was merely known as the younger brother of Backstreet Boys member Nick Carter. He tried to have his own thing by singing songs about playing basketball with Shaquille O’Neal and raucous house parties, but he wound up becoming more notable […]
Obligatory Shirtless Chace Crawford Post
It's been a long time since we've written about Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford. This probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't done anything notable in the past couple of months. Then again, it's arguable that he's never done anything notable. […]
Gerard Does Aniston’s B’Day (With No Shirt)
I'm still not able to accept that Gerard Butler's putting his dick inside Jennifer Aniston, but there's no doubt that he attended her forty-first birthday party. There are pictures to prove it, with the Hollywood hunk running around in nothing but his bathing suit. And […]
Secret Sex: Joey Fatone
Out of all the former members of 'N Sync, the one I want to bang the most is Joey Fatone. I'm perfectly aware that this isn't normal. Most people would choose Justin Timberlake or JC Chasez. And now that Lance Bass has
This Is Why I’m Rooting For The Saints
Fuck Peyton Manning and those damn Indianapolis Colts! The New Orleans Saints are where it's at for this year's Super Bowl. I don't care if saying this ruins my (non-existent) sports cred, because I'm absolutely in love with linebacker Scott Fujita. Beyond being a total […]
We Can Kick It
Mark Dacascos should really spend more time being shirtless on Iron Chef America. He was recently spotted in Santa Monica taking a private lesson in Capoeira from Mestre Amen Santo, and the pictures have made me realize how much I want to have sex with him. […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Jared Prudoff-Smith
This week's Wood, Jared Prudoff-Smith, is probably one of the sexiest guys I've laid eyes on. I couldn't help but touch myself inappropriately while looking at his photos. From his "I want to fuck you" stare to his wash board abs, the man is hot. […]
Quickie: David Carty
Ignore the weird hood thing that David Carty's wearing on his head in the picture above. Once you get past it, there's a really attractive man under there. He's not quite on the
Scott Foley Shirtless On Cougar Town
Could someone please explain to me why I haven't made room for Cougar Town on my DVR? Even if I couldn't get into the plotlines, I could just fast forward through all the boring parts and focus on the eye candy. It seems like there's […]

