With nearly three-quarters of the votes, Chris Evans is thoroughly dominating Chris Pine in our Who Would You Rather poll. This gives us a perfect excuse to post the first official trailer for Captain America: The First Avenger. Why? Because it essentially revolves around Chris […]
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Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pine Vs. Chris Evans
Does anyone else ever get Chris Pine confused with Chris Evans? One of them is Captain Kirk, while the other is Captain America. Sure, we understand that much, but that doesn’t make it any easier to remember which one we’re supposed to be masturbating to […]
Aural Only: Cazwell
After getting your cones dripping with his oversexed music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, the frequently shirtless Cazwell is back with a new clip for “Get My Money Back”. We are presenting it without comment. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to why […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Skateboarding
Unless you believe those pesky gay rumors, Zac Efron is a straight person. These are some pictures of Zac Efron riding on a skateboard. Now, we weren’t math majors or anything, but we’re certainly capable of putting two and two together! Using our expert logic, […]
Who Would You Rather?: Red Riding Hood Edition
So sue us if we have a big lesbian crush on Amanda Seyfried! We can’t help being fascinated by her journey to big-time Hollywood status from fabulous bit roles in Mean Girls and Veronica Mars. We’d totally go straight for her. And not just so […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Home Improvement Shows
There’s obviously been an element of self-parody to our new Stuff Straight People Like series. We’d never go so far to make sweeping generalizations that all heterosexual dudes are fascinated by nipples or waging a war against the word “bromance”. However, we do have a […]
Quickie: Craig Burden
Craig Burden is a South African hooker. Well, he’s actually just a rugby player who plays as a hooker for his team, the Sharks. But if we’re being blatantly honest with one another, we like our description more. Unfortunately, there’s not really much we can […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Celebrity Skin: Kris Allen
What if we told you that we found some exclusive naked pictures of Kris Allen, after an anonymous tip from one of our readers? On that note, what if we told you they were taken for his ex-girlfriend, and they showcase the former American Idol […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Eagle Edition
We know some of you may be confused right now. When we say The Eagle , we’re not referring to one of many leather/cruise bars in Boston, Los Angeles, New York or Washington DC. It’s actually a new movie that opened last weekend, which stars […]