I'm not even going to pretend that I watch football on a regular basis, but I've been trying my best to follow the New England Patriots this season. I wasn't too surprised by their loss to the undefeated New Orleans Saints, but the results of their […]
Tag: Sexy
Caption This: Bus Stop Butt Play
Okay, so maybe I'm a little obsessed with inappropriately photoshopping kittens' heads onto images with highly sexual content. There's nothing wrong with me, I swear! I can stop whenever I want to, but what would be the fun in that? If I did, you wouldn't […]
Jack Dragon Strips For You
With one look at Jack Dragon, I’m ready to bend over and call him “daddy”. It’s not just his bulging biceps, hairy torso, tattoos and nicely-sized uncut cock that get me all worked up. No, those are certainly all pluses, but his power rests in […]
Random Question: Do You Like Christmas Music?
A few weeks ago, I was sitting at a holiday party minding my own business with some ginger snaps and a beer. All of a sudden, "Dominick the Donkey" started blaring through the host's speakers. I wasn't really paying attention to the music, but some […]
Hugh Jackman Gets On All Fours
Winter can be a tricky time of the year. Sexy celebrities who spend the majority of their summers running around shirtless do this annoying thing where they cover their bodies with fabric. I don't know about you, but I find this development to be quite […]
Dylan Rosser Gives Us A Sexy Simone Lucioli
Dylan Rosser is always bringing us joy in the form of sexy scantily clad men. We've loved his work for a while because he always manages to captures a guy's sexyness perfectly. His latest shoot with Italian stud Simone Lucioli is keeping me nice and […]
Jersey Shore’s Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino Wants You To Want Him
For an incredibly ridiculous show, Jersey Shore is doing a pretty good job of keeping themselves in the news. Or at least in the blogosphere. After DJ Pauly
Lindsay Lohan & Petey Wright Get Naked
Once upon a time, Lindsay Lohan was an innocent little girl starring in Disney movies like The Parent Trap and Life-Size. Now, we're not really sure what she is, but we're not going to complain if it involves posing provocatively with male model Petey Wright. […]
Here’s Kellan Lutz Being Annoyingly Straight
What a waste of a good pose! The December issue of Cosmopolitan features Twilight heartthrob Kellan Lutz wearing long johns and throwing his legs in the air for a lucky someone who rests between them. My only problem with it? That "someone" between his legs is a […]
Malachi Marx Shuts Up And Has A Threesome
Our interview with Malachi Marx left some of you wishing he'd stop talking and stick to being pretty. Well, guess what? He's done just that. In his final scene for RandyBlue, Malachi gets into some serious threesome action. You may notice that his eyes are […]