Fuck the police? Only if they’re as hot as Brazilian model Bernardo Velasco. We’d let this man handcuff us to the headboard and stick his nightstick wherever he’d like. And if he fucks as good as he looks, we’d probably scream so loud that the […]
Tag: Sexy
The Ten: Ben Cohen On Top
Last week, we debuted a new feature called Weekly Top Ten music charts, but with less Lady Gaga and more muscular bodies. In other words, it's kind of fucking awesome. Rugby hunk Ben Cohen rocketed to the top after the first round of voting, followed […]
Who Would You Rather?: CW Drama Edition
I wouldn't blame you if you didn't watch the CW's drama Life Unexpected. There are a lot of cute guys in the cast, but it doesn't make up for all the wannabe Gilmore Girls banter between their characters. Thankfully, the producers are kind enough to […]
Aural Only: Christina Aguilera
There's something wrong with Christina Aguilera's new single "Not Myself Tonight". As one of the most talented vocalists to emerge out of The Mickey Mouse Club, you have to wonder why she's wasting her time singing over a mediocre Timbaland beat (that isn't even an […]
Quickie: Jason Vendryes
Looking at pictures of Jason Vendryes makes me want to puke. And I mean that in the literal sense. Seriously, I almost took up bulimia after noticing this man’s complete lack of body fat. After pondering this terrible decision for a moment, I figured it’d […]
Would You Hit That?: Gerard Butler
By now, you're probably aware how Gerard Butler me in my pants. The mere sight of him gets me rock hard, so I try to avoid seeing any of his movies in theaters. Occasionally, the wait for his flicks to come out on DVD causes […]
Quickie: Anthony Liu
What lies beyond those blue briefs? London-based model Anthony Liu has yet to show us, but we've got a feeling that he breaks all those pesky stereotypes about Asian men. While his package may not look too impressive in this particular pic, just wait until […]
Novak Djokovic Is Sex With A Racquet
After seeing Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic in some The Ten. Do you think he deserves to be on there? More importantly, how much sex do you want to have with him? I’m thinking “a lot” would be a very good answer. – Dewitt For more […]
Exclusive Interview With Photographer Mike Ruiz
Even though you may not know it yet, there's an extremely high chance that you're jealous of Mike Ruiz. The sexy celebrity photographer (pictured above) doesn't just look great all by himself! He's been blessed with a gift to make other people look and feel […]
Hot Flash: Dan Skinner
Photographer Dan Skinner is at his best when he's telling stories. Some of his tales are simple and to the point, such as two lovers embracing one another after a night of passion, while others allow you to use your imagination to fill in the […]