Before we go any further, you should know one thing about John Connery! No, it has nothing to do with his porn pseudonym being a rip-off of fellow Scotsman Sean Connery‘s name. But it does have something to do with his ability to fuck himself […]
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The Future Is Now: Two Twinks Have Sex With A Robot
Holy hump day! Why are these twinks sexually violating Eve, the beloved robot from Pixar’s animated film WALL-E? Wait, are you telling me it’s just a RealTouch? One of those mechanical sex toys that are so cool you couldn’t even blame us if we were […]
On The Hunt: Angelo, Drew & Trevor
Are you ready to see a twenty-two year-old bodybuilder getting plowed by two of the hottest cocks in the adult industry? That’s an entirely rhetorical question, because we’re going to show you the pictures whether you like it or not. And you’re probably going to […]
Bi The Way: Fuck Me Madam
Here are some pictures of a straight dude getting fucked with a strap-on. Inevitably, this is going to lead to a ridiculous debate about whether a man can take it up the ass and still consider himself heterosexual. Oh, and I suppose someone will chime […]
Hot or Not?: Clothed Male, Naked Male
Despite my decent knowledge of gay sex and porn, I’ve never heard of the whole “clothed male, naked male” phenomenon. Sure, the abbreviation CMNM wasn’t entirely foreign to me, but I didn’t realize there were sites, forums and communities dedicated to this concept. And they […]
Free Waterproof Vibrating Butt Plugs For Everyone!
Who wants a free waterproof vibrating butt plug? Well, get up out of your seat, and look under your chair! While doing so, you might notice that there isn’t a gently humming anal stimulator working your prostate. That could all change in a matter of […]
Things You Need: The Anal Orgasm Monitor
It may seem like the boy above is asking for a good fuck or two. But he’s really just wishing he could get his hands on an anal orgasm monitor, a complicated device which measures the contractions of the anal sphincter during orgasm. Yup, there’s […]
Twink Tank: Tyler Brandon
Twink of the Year! That’s the title that’s been awarded to Tyler Brandon, even though we’d never heard of him until a few weeks ago. Is he worthy of this extremely honorable position? We’re not sure yet, but we’d still pound the shit out of […]
Just The Tips: Myth of The Cock Ring
Oh, those things? Aren’t they just for people who have problems getting it up? Well, not exactly. The purpose of a cock ring is to basically trap blood inside your dick, thereby producing a fuller erection and delaying orgasms. Long story short, they’re not just […]
Twink Tank: Mikey Chapman
You’re either going to love Mikey Chapman or completely hate him. He’s no different from your average twink with a huge dick, but his haircut is sure to inspire a few “Dewitt, lay down the crackpipe” comments. That’s a price I’m willing to pay, provided […]

