The answer: very little. My only issue (and it’s tiny) with Sean Cody’s stunning new find Vincent is that he claims he’s into hairy chests and that he’s so hairy himself that he’s a “mini-bear.” Nice. I’m on board, and ready to feel my dick […]
Frankly, I like a porn performer with a little meat on his bones. Here’s Broderick slamming Curtis‘ hams for Sean Cody. One of the other gay porn bloggers (yeah, I look over at the competition once in awhile) pissed all over this scene, and not […]
Why don’t we get some waffles after you finish riding my cock, brah? Have I committed enough SEO? You know how there’s porn where the dudes are playing like they’re jocks but you can tell they’ve never thrown any kind of sportsball in their lives? […]
Dan the Man! The guy shoots ROPES. Long ropes of jizz. MULTIPLE times. The dude is a spooge machine. Damn you, Sean Cody! You guys knew that I’m still recovering from the imposing slab of man that is Samuel and his jerk-off session with you. […]
We’re very excited to see Samuel’s “Down South.” Meet Samuel. He’s Sean Cody’s newest piece. He’s a slab of solid muscle with a precum-inducing Southern accent that gave me the vapors. It was as if I was some old-timey Southern Belle on the front veranda […]
All signs point to “yes.” Sean Cody’s Grayson has heard that Sean has a big dick. “Yes, I do!” Sean confirms. If only the rest of life could be so free of ambiguity! I know my predecessor and blogging idol Tyler has felt some ambivalence […]
Cute, arrogant, and can suck his own dick. Let’s meet Philip! There’s absolutely nothing that makes me swoon harder or faster than when a dude unexpectedly just pulls his own cock into his mouth and looks like he genuinely really loves it. It’s one […]
I may have wished too hard here. This might be my fault. Men.com this week is releasing promo photos for Tarzan, the XXX Parody, and I’m growing concerned that this might be some Twilight Zone repercussion of my wishing for more of XXX-Men-type things […]
From one of the premier ‘I’m Not Gay, Man’ studios! I admitted that some of the stuff that Sean Cody does is hot back in this post. I admit it. But there’s still something Hmmmm about the studio whose wheelhouse is INGM to be […]
Are you happy now? I know I’ve complained about Sean Cody being generic white guys doing generic things and saying all the same generic stuff (I’ve never done this before, bro!), but I would like to retract any complaints I may have previously made about Brandon, […]
