People are always surprised when I tell them I wake up around 4:30 every morning. Upon hearing this from an outside perspective, you might jump to conclusions that I’m incredibly high maintenance—one of those people who spends two hours styling his hair. Not at all! […]
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Random Question: Is Kissing Okay After Rimjobs?
Some guys live by this rule–lick my butt as much as you want, but you’re not kissing me afterward. You can call them uptight, or you can call them sensible. Opinions differ on this matter, and that’s why we’re opening up the discussion for today’s […]
Random Question: When Does Cruising Become Creepy?
A few weeks ago, I started having trouble breathing at the gym. Scratch that. I felt like my stomach was going to fall out of my butt. No, scratch that. Oh, whatever! The main thing that you need to know is that I felt absolutely […]
Random Question: Do “Real Men” Cry?
Most men are taught from a very early age that it isn’t particularly desirable to cry in public (or anywhere for that matter). We’ve sat through heavily emotional situations–from sad movies to deaths in the family–holding back tears with a giant lump in our throats. […]
Random Question: Do You Have A Workout Buddy?
Sweat drips off your forehead, as you push with all your might. You look up to the man above. He’s sweating just as hard, chest heaving from all your hard work together. Fuuuuuck! Your body shakes with one last thrust, and he makes sure you […]
Random Question: Toilet Seats – Up or Down?
As someone who grew up in a household full of women, there is one habit that’s always stuck with me–putting the toilet scene down when I’m done peeing. This practice has baffled former boyfriends and male roommates. They say to me, “Hey Dewitt! We’re two […]
Random Question: Would You Want X-Ray Vision?
You have the option of being granted the power of X-ray vision. With this magical ability, you would be able to see beyond any piece of fabric. Here’s the catch! You can’t turn it off. Everyone single person you see would be in the buff, […]
Random Question: The Worst Porn Name Ever?
Girth Brooks, Beau Flexxx and Dick Handler. These are a few of the worst names in gay porn history. Honestly, we didn’t even think it was possible to come up with something worse, until we heard about a man by the name of (wait for […]
Random Question: What If He Had No Teeth?
You’re at the bar eye-fucking some cutie in the corner. It’s clear that you’re both into one another, and once you start chatting he conveniently mentions that he lives around the corner. While you’re not usually so forward (or maybe you are), there’s something very […]
Random Question: What’s Your “Sex Voice”?
Every now and then, I worry that my “sex voice” vaguely resembles Christian Bale‘s Batman voice from The Dark Knight. It just happens naturally! As soon as the clothes hit the ground, my voice shifts a whole octave down and I’m growling like fucking Mufasa. […]