The Uncanny Erotic Power of Abercrombie & Fitch’s Disturbingly Attractive Greeters

Here is the (bafflingly) short-lived Abercrombie & Fitch “Life as a Greeter” web series. It premiered back in February, but it’s fashionable to point and laugh at A & F right now, so here we go. They’re what you’d expect: slick production values, upbeat empty […]

Josiah Hawley Should Never Open His Mouth Unless He’s Catching A Hot Load of Jism

Josiah Hawley is quite possibly the worst contestant in the history of The Voice. The former male model was selected for Team Usher, and somehow, he’s made it to the Quarterfinals of the reality singing competition. He is extremely pretty, sure! But am I totally […]