In this particular Sean Cody video, Morgan seems overly excited that he’s going to get fucked by a straight guy. We don’t blame him for wanting Hunter‘s dick inside of him or anything. It’s just that, well, does it really matter if he identifies as […]
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The Ten: Nobody Can Break The Spell of Hudson’s Beer Can Thick Cock
There’s no stopping Sean Cody model Hudson. Usually, when we say things like that, it curses the subject’s chances of holding our “Sexiest Man of The Moment” title, but we have a feeling that this thick-dicked beauty will be dominating The Ten until his ten-week run […]
Quickie: Randy Loren
Earlier today, we posted a very short quote from True Blood star Joe Manganiello, in which he stated that “fans of Magic Mike will be happy” with his new secret project. We’d like to officially start a rumor that the drop-dead sexy werewolf’s recording a […]
The Ten: Hudson & His Beer Can Thick Cock Do It Again!
Bow down and worship Hudson‘s fat cock! The fuzzy, muscular Sean Cody model has snatched the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment” for his fifth consecutive week, as he sits comfortably atop The Ten above Chris Bailey, Guy Feldman, Shawn Wolfe and London-based beauty Will. The […]
Quickie: The Morphin’ Male Model Magic Of Bobby Creighton
Bobby Creighton is a sorcerer! He’s a male modeling warlock! How else can you explain his extreme shift in look from one photo shoot to another? In our first set of pics, he’s beefy, brawny, and managing to model past ridiculous accessories. Someone shoot that […]
An Open Letter To Julian Serrano & His Utterly Mind-Blowing Bubble Butt
Julian Serrano, after seeing you pop your muscular ass in Andrew Christian undies, I would say that it’s of the utmost importance that you enter my ridiculous twerking contest. Your gluteal abilities are well-suited for the song “Bubble Butt”, and while I hate to sound […]
Teen WOOF.
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]
The Ten: Hudson & His Thick Cock Top Will For The Fourth Week In A Row
We need to shake things up around here! The top five “Sexiest Men of The Moment” remain virtually the same as last week, with the only difference being that male model Guy Feldman took over for Angel Rock in fourth place. Although Trenton Ducati, Hunter […]
Get Lucky With Some Male Models.
Okay listen, once, I was backstage at Bryant Park covering Fashion Week for a magazine, and I stole a jock strap that had been worn just minutes before on the catwalk by a male model. It was on the ground, I put my foot on […]
Aiden, The New Fratmen Model, Is Not A Real Person (Or He’s From Another Planet)
The new Fratmen model was obviously sent to us as a gift from some undiscovered sex planet, where the men are so beautiful that they cause spontaneous ejaculation. His face looks like it should be plastered on the bags of some preppy clothing store in […]











