My name is Dewitt, and I would stick Solange Knowles‘ penis in my butt (if she had one). It has recently come to my attention that my devotion to the other Knowles sister exceeds the inappropriate fandom of Boulangerié Knowles, Gay Evan, Gay Skylar, Gay […]
Tag: pop
Help Me Escape The Human Race
If you’re a fan of Robyn‘s “crying on the dance floor” brand of electro-pop, then there’s a very good chance you’ll enjoy Margaret Berger‘s new single “Human Race”. The 2004 Norwegian Idol runner-up, straight ally and fourth place finisher at this year’s Eurovision Song Contest has […]
“If We’re Gonna Do Anything, We Might As Well Just Fuck”
Alhough I haven’t really had a chance to decide if I like The 1975 as a band, it should come as no surprise that I really enjoy “Sex”. The song, which was released months ago, acted as the first single off the English foursome’s self-titled […]
I’m Going To Ride So Many Dicks To Britney Spears’ Hot New Dance Track “Work Bitch”!
I know what you’re all thinking! Who is this Gay Duncan character? Is he half as bad as those illiterate flops named Gay Evan and Gay Skylar? And the answer is just plain “no”! Those two used to be my best friends until they decided […]
I Met Lady Gaga & She Was Fierce!
While Gay Skylar was occupied writing about basic flops like Katy Perry, Ariana Grande and Steve Grand, I was on vacation meeting the most important human on the planet. That’s right, my fellow lovers of ARTPOP! I met my role model, Mother Monster, and had […]
This Is How You Make An Empowerment Anthem.
For all the youngsters out there, Martha Wash is a powerhouse vocalist who started out as a backup singer for openly gay disco/soul singer Sylvester. She later went on to gain her own fame as one half of The Weather Girls, the dance duo responsible […]
Steve Grand Is Going To Take My Virginity!
Steve Grand is the first openly gay singer with any talent to ever become relevant (lol), and if you’re anyone who’s anyone, you’ve probably already heard his smash country hit “All American Boy“. The other thing about Steve is that he’s also way hot, and […]
Miley Cyrus Wants You To Believe Her Tears Are Real So She Can Continue To Get Paid
Miley Cyrus’ new music video for her song called “Wrecking Ball” is out. Terry Richardson directed it so, naturally, it starts off with her in a white bikini. She gets insistently sexual with a sledge hammer and then gets naked and swings about on a […]
Ariana Grande Is The New Mariah Carey
Well, somebody needs to replace Mariah Carey when her boobs are already sagging down to her kneecaps! LOL, Ariana Grande is so good, you guys. Did you watch the music video for her new single “Baby I” yet? It’s so simple and sexy, and I […]
Katy Perry’s “Roar” Music Video Is Outstanding & Better Than Michael Jackson’s “Thriller”
Greetings, attractive citizens of Manhunt Daily! My name is Gay Skylar, and I will be your tour guide for all things great in pop music. I used to be best friends with Gay Evan until I caught my boyfriend making out with him and listening […]











