Before we proceed any further, you should know that Giorgio Canali has a nine-inch uncut cock. You can’t see it in this picture ’cause it’s hidden by Billy Curry, but we assure you that it’s every bit as delicious as that description makes it sound. […]
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Caption This: The Phone Booth Boner
Late one night, a young man makes a call on a payphone. He is not wearing any pants. On top of that, his firmly erect cock is poking out prominently, allowing any passerby to gaze onto him in all his glory. What’s going on here? […]
Caption This: Cucumber & A Tub of Vaseline
Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption […]
Caption This: Brewski Bro
Geez, is the only way we can get you guys to submit captions by posting pictures of naked dudes? If that's the case, we're willing to oblige for this week. Today's caption-worthy hunk looks back from the comfort of his mattress, with a beer in […]