Can you imagine what an ad for a gay energy drink would sound like? Anal Blast has the answer… and it’s hilarious. Someone was pretty creative and funny in making this Youtube video, which has over 3 million views. It’s not exactly new, but I […]
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Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Diesel Washington
You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone. Or at least until it retires from porn and leaves you with a raging hard-on. Ever since gay porn star Diesel Washington announced his departure from the industry, I've become even more obsessed with him. I […]
Mushroom Heads: Hot or Not?
Believe it or not, this post has absolutely nothing to do with Mario character Toad. It's actually about penises! I know you're shocked to hear that, but please withhold your gasps so we can engage in a conversation about whether mushroom-headed cocks are hot or […]
Varla Jean Merman Has a Secret to Tell You
Ok, so how many of you guys have emailed the MANHUNTServiceman asking to suck his cock? Come on now, don't be embarrassed. Well, Varla Jean Merman has a secret to tell you all. The Serviceman isn't real! So please stop emailing him asking when he's […]
David Boreanaz In His Underwear and Fucking Zak Spears
While doing research for my tighty whities Hot or Not post, I came across this image of David Boreanaz showing off his cute ass on Bones. It just so happened that I coincidentally had a folder on my desktop devoted to fake nude pictures of […]
The Shake Weight Is The Best Fitness Tool Ever
Say hello to the Shake Weight, a new fitness tool targeted towards women that strengthens the upper body. By the looks of it, it was designed by some straight dudes who wanted to subliminally promote handjobs. Six minutes a day? Seriously? If that's all it […]
Soulja Boy Shows Off His Super Soaker
Looks like Soulja Boy has been doing more than his phone. In fact, it looks like he could be the next entry on Guys With iPhones. After fans reacted to an underwear photo by commenting on his "little package", the rapper uploaded a series of photos […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Drake Tower
Every now and then, we need our fill of a little daddy dick for our Sunday brunch. Luckily Drake Tower has some equipment that'd be more than a "little" satisfying. From his salt & pepper hair to that natural dash of fur, I'm pretty much ready to […]
Name That Bulge: Red Carpet Edition
Which sexy Hollywood actor was presumably rocking it commando in some lightly colored pants? All was well until the photographer's bright lights exposed him on the red carpet! Knowing this man's awareness of his sex appeal, we're suspicious this may have been an intentional nod […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ty Hudson
How do I get stuck with all the frumpy doctors? I don't know how I'd react if this slab of daddy meat (also known as porn star Ty Hudson) was giving me a prostate exam. All I know is that there's an extremely high chance that […]