I don't even comprehend Cody Chaet's hotness. And I mean that in the most literal sense. One minute, I'm reading that his favorite physical features are his lips and butt. This obviously leaves me with naughty thoughts about those features having a meeting with my […]
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iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants
You know how restaurants and stores have a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policies? Well, I don't know if today's iPhone Wars contestants are wearing shoes, but they've definitely got shirts on. There's just one problem–none of them are wearing pants. I wouldn't kick […]
Which Would You Rather? (The Sequel)
Since everyone had such a Dieux Stade calendar, it only seemed logical to force you to choose between four excruciatingly sexy rugby butts. So which one of these guys makes you want to stick it in? The picture above is from the 2008
Woof Alert: Pete Kuzak
Shortly after discovering that you can use the internet to find porn, my next greatest discovery was COLT Studio Group model Pete Kuzak. Next to
Quickie: Deric Mickens
Have you met my dear friend Deric Mickens? We're not actually friends. Because if he were, I'd probably touch him inappropriately. This New York-based model relocated from Iowa to the city that never sleeps, and he's been loving the fast-paced life. We're loving how fast […]
DJ Mann Tends To More Than Bo Dean’s Garden
How about a hypothetical scenario? You're working as a gardener for a rugged, tattooed muscle god. While you're trimming his bushes, he steps out of the side door, whips his hard cock out of his gym shorts and beckons you to come have a taste. […]
Hot Flash: Jay Fuertez
If the guy above looks familiar, that's because he's my new boyfriend Andy. You may remember him from the
Quickie: Alexander Kushneir
After sifting through his portfolio, I've come to the conclusion that model Alexander Kushneir is nothing more than a dirty cock-whore tease. Well, the "dirty cock-whore" part is just wishful thinking. The twenty-two year-old model comes dangerously close to showing off his ass–with an occasional glimpse […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts
The past two iPhone Wars haven't been near close. In both cases, the winning contestant has had a lead of over twenty-percent against the runner-up. Hopefully, today's race will be a little more interesting than the last two. I can never guess how you guys […]
Quickie: Ryan Joseph
Ryan Joseph is a beautiful man, and there's really no other way to say it. Just getting a glimpse of his face had me undoing my belt buckle. Those lips! I can already feel what it'd be like to bite them gently as I give […]