Korean model Jin Xiankui has a FEROCIOUS body. If his body was an animal, it would be a snarly lion looking to tear into a fleeing antelope. A body for which clothes aren’t required! Fuck off, clothes! Jin Xiankui has no need for your triflin’ uses! […]
Tag: Muscles
Underwear Drawer: Miro Moreira For New Captain
Wow, he’s got some hot, shiny legs. New Captain sells handsome briefs. Now that we’ve got that out of the way, Miro Moreira is a delicious slice of manmeat! He hasn’t graced the blog in awhile and his thick self was due for a comeback. He’s […]
Superman’s Workout Routine
Man of Steel had the most successful June opening in motion picture history. So Henry Cavill’s spandex must be snug with the success boner he’s sporting this week. He better take a picture of that! And how did the Brit get so crazy in shape […]
The Locker Room: Kayne Lawton
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
Quickie: The Kitchen Cousins
I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
The Locker Room: Byron Kelleher
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
Would You Hit That: Bald Christian Bale
Here’s Christian Bale at the airport sporting a shaved dome. Is that his real hair and he’s been wearing a shiny wig all these years? No, it’s probably for a role. Angry acting genius Bale is known to go balls to the wall for a […]
Trophy Pony Has Gorgeous, Sparkly, Slightly Fetishy Garments To Wear And Look Hot And (Dare I Say It) Major In
One of the highlights of 2013 so far for me was when creative genius and sexy fucker David Mason Chlopecki friended me back on Facebook. He knows Rupaul! Francois Sagat (R.I.P his porn career) is one of his besties! He designs fantasyterrorsexwear like this outfit below […]
He’s Gay: Kevin Grayson
Jason Collins put a big crack in the “There are no highly visible athletes that are gay, nope, no sir, not in our locker room!” dam. And now more cracks are appearing! Pretty soon it will be a flash flood of gay jocks! Unless some […]
Quickie: JC Salter
JC Salter is a fitness model and All-American Guy who plans to become a firefighter! If it was legal, I would be the world’s horniest pyromanoiac! I’d be setting fire to things left and right. And then when he showed up, I’d pounce on his […]











