Man of Steel had the most successful June opening in motion picture history. So Henry Cavill’s spandex must be snug with the success boner he’s sporting this week. He better take a picture of that! And how did the Brit get so crazy in shape […]
Kayne Lawton is an Australian rugby player who plays for the Gold Coast Titans. I know this because his Wikipedia entry was checked. I check Wikipedia for two reasons. The first being that I don’t know dick about sports so there’s a need to relay […]
I don’t own any property, but these two make me want to buy a place with the most effed-up kitchen you’ve ever seen. No expense would be spared to get the The Kitchen Cousins’ tight-jeaned asses over to my place to bend and stretch a […]
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
Here’s Christian Bale at the airport sporting a shaved dome. Is that his real hair and he’s been wearing a shiny wig all these years? No, it’s probably for a role. Angry acting genius Bale is known to go balls to the wall for a […]
One of the highlights of 2013 so far for me was when creative genius and sexy fucker David Mason Chlopecki friended me back on Facebook. He knows Rupaul! Francois Sagat (R.I.P his porn career) is one of his besties! He designs fantasyterrorsexwear like this outfit below […]
Jason Collins put a big crack in the “There are no highly visible athletes that are gay, nope, no sir, not in our locker room!” dam. And now more cracks are appearing! Pretty soon it will be a flash flood of gay jocks! Unless some […]
JC Salter is a fitness model and All-American Guy who plans to become a firefighter! If it was legal, I would be the world’s horniest pyromanoiac! I’d be setting fire to things left and right. And then when he showed up, I’d pounce on his […]
Admittedly, the hair is douchey. Try to imagine them with better hair. They don’t seem like douches personally, though. That could be because they have hot accents and I want to eat their asses. It’s the Harrison Twins. They’re British bodybuilders who model. Have you […]
We’re always talking about how sexy Joe Jonas is, and how he’s probably into the D. We neglect to mention that he’s got a good sense of humor. Some tween asked Joe to bring her to her school dance. Instead of ignoring her ass, Joe […]
