I was struggling to find an opening picture for today’s edition of The Cock Buffet, when the gods of gay porn kindly directed this gem toward my inbox. Holy balls! It’s Dean Monroe, looking handsome as all fuck, and he’s about to get his hole […]
Tag: Men Over 30
Have You Ever: Sniffed Someone Else’s Underwear?
Back in college, my next door neighbors asked me to feed their cat over winter break. They were going on vacation to Greece or something. The exact location isn’t really relevant to the story. All you need to know is that I had a key […]
Hot or Not: Anal Beads
Kyle Butler is my new gay porn obsession because—a) He looks like every other bearded Brooklyn hipsterfuck I’ve ever wanted to bang, b) He is a total bottom whore, and c) There really don’t need to be any other reasons. After kicking off his career […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Spencer Reed & Chasen Hart
It’s time for another round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, our weekly feature where you decide who’s got the best moves in the sack. Today’s showdown features two men who we’re still not used to seeing with facial hair—Spencer Reed and Chasen Hart. Although Spencer has […]
Random Question: The Worst Porn Name Ever?
Girth Brooks, Beau Flexxx and Dick Handler. These are a few of the worst names in gay porn history. Honestly, we didn’t even think it was possible to come up with something worse, until we heard about a man by the name of (wait for […]
David Chase Wants To Smell Your Dick
Yes, the title of this post is referring to this song, and I’m not apologizing for it. We’ve written about David Chase enough times that he probably doesn’t need an introduction. However, if you’re just joining us, here’s your introduction–he’s the hot bald guy in […]
Everything Butt: David Scott
“As much as I love to bottom… I would rather have my ass eaten. I want to find someone who will follow me around all day eating my ass.” This is a direct quote from David Scott. As to why he hasn’t found anyone to […]
David Chase Embraces His Daddy Side
Over a year ago, former Randy Blue model David Chase embarked on a quest for “total perfection”. From working out to tanning, he busted his ass to live up to the cookie-cutter standards of gay culture. Eventually, someone must have told him that he doesn’t […]
Which One Of These Guys Is The Top?
The answer might surprise you! Of course, now that I’ve said that, the answer’s probably obvious. Believe it or not, the tan muscle dude in the front of this picture is going to get his ass pounded by that little blonde guy. And it’ll be […]
Tucker Vaughn Gets A Taste Of Matthew Rush
If you’re an avid porn fan, you’ve probably seen Tucker Vaughn with at least nine other dicks up his butt. Even so, none of his scenes have even come close to his latest with Matthew Rush. This may have something to do with the fact […]