Yeah! You heard that right, ball lickers! A panel of expert judges composed of me and ONLY ME have determined, no lie, that Landon Conrad is this week’s hottest BITCH. It doesn’t matter if he’s deep-dicking Tyler Wolf or getting his hole twerked over by […]
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6 Lucky Bitches Who Got Fucked By Colby Jansen In An Office
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
The First Rule of Rent Boy Club Is…
Did you really think it’d be that easy?!?! If you want to know the first (and second) rule of MEN.COM‘s Fight Club parody “Rent Boy Club“, then you’ve got to watch Paul Walker deliver them in the two latest clips from the series. The first […]
Have You Ever: Used A Penis Pump?
Penis pumps! They can cost anywhere from $15 to $500 depending on the model you buy, and their effects vary based on the quality of the product. If you were curious, I couldn’t personally make any recommendations based my own experiences, but there are a […]
Rocco Reed Had A Dream (About Four Flopping, Big Black Dicks Banging His Sex-Starved Ass)
Here is the description for a brand new gangbang clip, starring (supposedly not 100% heterosexual and only doing it for the money) power bottom Rocco Reed: “It’s been less than a year since former straight porn star Rocco Reed first appeared in a hardcore gay […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Charlie Harding & Duncan Black
“Lesson From My Stepdad” is a naughty and delectably taboo scene where Johnny Rapid‘s stepfather (as played by power-fucker Charlie Harding) walks in on a fling between him and his boyfriend Duncan Black and decides to give the two boys a few pointers about gay […]
HELP! I Need To Be Licked & Violently Power-Fucked By Gay Porn Star Charlie Harding.
Oh my! It appears that I’ve been overtaken by an overwhelming tingly sensation. There are few men who have such a strong effect on me, but if you directed your fine eyeballs to the top of that list, you would find the name “Charlie Harding” […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By A Trunk Full of Giant Dildos & Mike De Marko’s Butt
Mike De Marko has been getting his fair share of cock lately, especially as MEN.com‘s resident “Office Slut“. I’ve unloaded a significant amount of jizz since discovering his on-the-job fling with Tyler Hunt, and you could probably understand why if you watched this clip and […]
HELP! My Dick Is Addicted To MEN.com.
Hey everyone who likes to masturbate! It is your favorite penis who blogs, Dewitt’s Dick. I am here today to talk about a website called MEN.com that has been known to make my best friend Dewitt’s Hand hug me and bounce up and down until […]
Celebrate National Masturbation Month With An EPIC, Once-In-A-Lifetime Deal From MEN.com
Oh, you haven’t heard yet? May is National Masturbation Month. No, this isn’t something we made up so you’ll get horny and log onto Manhunt more often. It’s an actual thing! If you don’t believe us, Google that shit and see for yourself. You’re legally […]











