Celebrate National Masturbation Month With An EPIC, Once-In-A-Lifetime Deal From MEN.com

Oh, you haven’t heard yet? May is National Masturbation Month. No, this isn’t something we made up so you’ll get horny and log onto Manhunt more often. It’s an actual thing! If you don’t believe us, Google that shit and see for yourself. You’re legally required to stroke your cock this month (or something like that).

While you could spend the month jerking off to amateur porn with no production value whatsoever, you could also consider getting a huge lifetime discount on MEN.com. We teamed up with the site to offer Manhunt members an exclusive $19.95/month sale, and if you stick with your membership, you’ll continue to receive that rate for the rest of your life. That’s kind of a big deal for a premium site like this! They don’t do deals like this often, if ever!

You can go here if you’re already interested, but if you still need some convincing, we’ve got nine good reasons why you’ll want to have a membership for this month and all the months ahead. Check it out!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: MEN.com

Find out why you should spend National Masturbation Month with MEN.com below:

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Rocco Reed

1. Rocco Reed’s Butt: I’ve given former straight porn star Rocco Reed a lot of shit in the past, but he’s growing as a performer and giving his fans exactly what they want. In an upcoming scene, he’ll be getting gangbanged by Lawson Kane, Castro Supreme, Paulo Thiago and Brett Johnson, and if you respond to the buzz words “interracial sex” or “big black cocks”… Well, let’s just say you’ll wanna see that one! The full scene will be live on May 17.

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Andrew Stark

2. So Much Group Sex: Nobody seems to do orgies as often or as brilliantly as MEN.com. They’ve got full-on gangbangs, double penetration, nightsticks and, my personal favorite, one top fucking four asses.

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Tony Paradise

3. Paddy O’Brian’s Dick: It was the Best of 2011 and the Best of 2012, and while it has some stiff competition for the 2013 title, there’s still time for it to become the Best Dick of 2013. Paddy and his magnificent member will be appearing in the new series Rent Boy Fuck Club, which kicks off next Tuesday with hairy hotness Justin King as his bottom.

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Mike DeMarko

4. Mike DeMarko’s Everything: Whether hairy or smooth, Mike DeMarko looks stupendous getting pounded up the keister, as his big cock flops around and makes you wish you could hop on for a sandwich fuck. Head over here to watch “The Office Slut 3“, his newest clip with Connor Maguire.

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Duncan Black - gay porn

5. Buttholes, But Especially Duncan Black’s Butthole: This site isn’t afraid to throw a pink pucker all up in your eyeballs. You get to see ’em wink, stretch open and do all the things that drive you crazy. Duncan Black was recently initiated into MEN.com’s exclusive family, and he continued the celebration by giving up his hole to Haigan Sence. Job well done, Duncan! Job well done.

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Colby Jansen

6. Colby Jansen’s Dick: It’s not nine to ten inches or as thick as this. Yet, even so, Colby Jansen‘s dick (and the way he uses it) has a unique hold over all of you. He’s currently on track to become the Best Dick of 2013, and for better or worse, MEN.com is the only place you’ll see new performances from him. Trust us! You want to see more than a 1-2 minute clip of him in action. He’s the real deal.

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Tony Paradise

7. Tony Paradise’s Bottoming Debut: We broke the news that Colby Jansen would be snatching Tony Paradise‘s ass virginity last month, and now you can watch a free video preview of Tony getting his cherry popped. The full scene will be available on May 30, a date when I will likely lock myself in my room all night and jerk off until the early morning. Be suspicious if I call out sick on May 31, fellow Manhunt employees.

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Johnny Rapid

8. Duh, Johnny Rapid: This is pretty much a given. As one of my Tumblr followers put it, “If you can smile with two cocks in your ass, you’re a fucking legend. Respect.” Johnny has an upcoming threesome with Duncan Black and one of my favorite tops Charlie Harding. Although it toes the line of inappropriate with its stepfather-on-stepson theme, I’m not ashamed to creepily admit that I’ll be jerking off to it (often) when it premieres on May 16.

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9. Did We Mention Group Sex?: In particular, did we mention group sex that involves three of the men listed above, as well as Charlie Harding and Jack King? This incredible fivesome goes live tomorrow, so you won’t have to wait long to see the whole thing!

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