So, it’s like four hundred degrees out right now and here I am, sitting in my office trying to unstick my balls from the side of my leg without drawing too much attention. I would so much rather be naked on a beach somewhere. Like […]
There’s something kind of comforting about Euro twinks. Perpetually horny, with long, skinny limbs and long, thick dicks, they remind me of all the Johan Paulik photos that I used to spank it to back in the late nineties, when my dial-up couldn’t really handle […]
Our Manhunt Tumblr is a FANTASTICAL resource. The ever-growing micro-blogging site is well-suited for today’s zipzamzow speed of light datastream culture. You know what our Manhunt Tumblr is perfect for, right? Porn. Porn and jacking off to porn. Dirty pics, GIFs, and vids. You can […]
Here’s Hugo Lacoste interfering with himself in his kitchen for Men of Montreal. I’ve been to Montreal before. Where the hell was he? Because that’s a nice big cock, and it just trumped “poutine” as a reason to visit. Speaking of mastubation, where do you […]
Did you ever talk with your dad about your fapping habits when you were a kid? All together – “FUCK NO!” Yeah, me neither. Which is why this piece on Reddit (by way of Unicorn Booty) almost made me tear up. Almost, cuz’ ultimately it’s […]
ITEM – Damn, someone meshed my late 80s tween lusties with my later years admiration for the work of Tom Of Finland. I don’t know whether to fap fap fap or apologize to my “Step By Step” cassingle. Donnie Wahlberg of NKOTB fame Tweeted these […]
It’s Friday, and I am far too fatigued to try and figure out what these two are saying. Suffice to say there is shirtlessness, a wet sponge on a crotch, some wrestling, some pinning, and then their shorts are around their ankles. For those of […]
Last week I tore down “Fuck, Marry, Block” (it got boring) and turned to you, our beloved and sexy as fuck readers, to offer your suggestions as to what our next weekly feature should be. I already knew this – but there are a lot […]
Brazil does it better. We say this because you would never see a Mr. America pageant contestant and Big Brother competitor jerking off on video here in the States. Ok, you would. But would they be whacking off with such gusto? And also measuring their […]
It’s criminal that we’ve never devoted an entire post to the glorious mounds you see above, commonly referred to as Anthony Romero‘s ass. You may know Anthony as that guy who’s dating Austin Wilde… Or maybe you’re one of those people who doesn’t care that […]
