How does that song go from Beauty and the Beast? All I can think of are the words, “No one fucks like Gaston, no one sucks like Gaston!” I’m pretty sure those aren’t the actual lyrics, but male model Gaston Rubinetti has my mind going […]
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ANTM: Patricia Field
I know you’re distracted by the bulging pectorals in the picture above, but this post is actually about the woman to the right. Well, technically it’s about thirteen women competing for the chance to become America’s Next Top Model. Want to see penises? There’ll be plenty […]
Quickie: Mimo
Before you get too distracted by the muscular body in the picture above, let’s take a moment to talk about the man inside of it. Wait, maybe I should rephrase that? On second thought, we might as well take that Freudian slip as a clue. […]
Quickie: Mike Hexum
The first word that comes to mind when I think of Mike Hexum? Without a doubt, it’s “cocky”. Although I’ve never met or seen him in real life, you don’t have to look very closely to see it in his modeling portfolio. This guy knows […]
Quickie: Chris Beaudry
It’s not every day that a man leaves me speechless. Pardon the hyperbole, but I literally can’t come up with any words to describe Chris Beaudry. A part of me wants to say that he possesses a “natural” beauty, but that statement fails to describe […]
Woof Alert: Eric Glenn
You know how we’re huge fans of photographer Jim Wilkinson‘s work? Well, we’re even bigger fans after he sent us a tip about his model Eric Glenn. As soon as we set our eyes on this man, we knew he’d find a permanent home in […]
Quickie: Courtney Grant
Don’t call Courtney Grant a gym rat! Although he does have an excellent physique, it’s all thanks to a healthy diet and body weight resistance exercises. He’s not your typical, shallow model who hits the clubs and pretends he’s better than everyone. This quiet, introspective […]
Quickie: Norb P.
“Bad boys, bad boys! What you gonna do? What you gonna do when I cum on you?” Wait, those aren’t the actual words to the song? Perhaps we’ll need to change the lyrics after getting a glimpse of this New York-based model’s portfolio. Obviously, reggae […]
Quickie: Mihir Raut
If you’re not immediately drawn in by Mihir Raut‘s smile, then you might want to head to your doctor’s office and make sure you still have a heart. There’s an immediate and undeniable warmth to this guy’s presence. He’s the perfect combination of sexy and […]
Wait, Didn’t This Guy Date Miley Cyrus?
Hold the fucking phone. We hate to admit this, but it’s quite possible that we’re more interested in Miley Cyrus‘ sloppy seconds than Madonna‘s! Some of you may remember Justin Gaston as the underwear model who dated the “Party In The U.S.A.” singer. But you […]

