You might know Brad Goreski from The Rachel Zoe Project or his very own reality series It’s A Brad, Brad World. He is an adorable human being, and while I still have no interest in watching his show, I stand by my promise that I […]
Are you aware that David Beckham has a butt? Researchers at Callipygian University were convinced that he might not have a butt, after rumors began swirling that the famous soccer player used a butt double in the Guy Ritche-directed ad for his H&M underwear line […]
The commotion surrounding Jon Hamm‘s package has hit an all-time high. According to the New York Daily News, Hamm’s floppy dick was so distracting on the set of Mad Men‘s sixth season that AMC had to ask the actor to tuck his meat away. “This […]
Okay, so we like Clive Owen, but where does Javier Bardem rank on the unofficial Gay Index of Celebrity Fuckability? While I’ve never really pegged him as a Hollywood sex symbol, I wouldn’t find it farfetched if someone wanted to jump his bones. There’s something […]
Justin Timberlake‘s The 20/20 Experience requires more patience than the majority of traditional pop albums. Seven out of the ten tracks are longer than seven minutes, with the shortest clocking in at just under five minutes. This approach isn’t atypical for the former boy band […]
Where does Clive Owen rank on the unofficial Gay Celebrity Fuckability Index? The last time we featured him in the Celebrity Skin series, you had more to say about his talent than the full-frontal flash he gave us in 1991’s Close My Eyes. On the […]
Am I the only person in the world who’d toss aside Kellan Lutz to have sex with Southland‘s Michael Cudlitz? I’ve never even watched a single episode of the show, but I’ve had a crush on this dude ever since the first season promos started […]
Kellan Lutz, the actor primarily known for his role as “that guy who takes his clothes off a lot“, has finally gone full-on naked for the 2013 film Java Heat. Now, before you get too excited, we should inform you—he doesn’t show his dick. However, […]
As we all know by now, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane pissed off a ton of people as the host of this weekend’s Oscars ceremony. His opening number, “We Saw Your Boobs“, was only one of many immature, unfunny, misogynist jokes throughout the night, which […]
I’ve been celebrating the fourth birthday of my own Tumblr with a month-long competition to see who readers think is the Hottest Man In 2013. The competition has been… interesting, and full of surprises. It started off with 64 men from all walks of life: […]
