No matter how hard he tries, Louis Tomlinson can’t escape the spectre of Larry Stylinson. This time, Larry the “ship” name fans concocted for Louis and bandmate Harry Styles during One Direction’s era as the biggest boyband in existence – has reared its head once […]
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The Boys of McFly Get Gay… Again.
I’m not sure this is a news-flash, exactly, but it seems like boy bands, in the style of James Franco, are trying to stay relevant by outdoing themselves… each other… someone…(?) in the sexual ambiguity stakes more than they ever have before. Buzzfeed currently features […]
One Direction Just Super-Soaked Me With Their CUM! (After I Danced All Night To The Sound of Their BALLS On My Chin)
My hole is STILL sore from getting stuffed by all five Backstreet Boys over the weekend, but I was NOT going to say “no” when One Direction‘s manager called me up and asked if I could meet with the boys for a private party. Now, […]