I have a friend who played college football, and it’s fun to ask him for homoerotic jock stories when we get drunk together. One day, I brought up all the ass smacking that goes on when you… touch it down or whatever in football. He […]
Tag: locker room
Hot Or Not: Disembodied Voices, Imprisonment & Giant Dildos
Don’t you hate when that happens? You’re at the gym getting changed, and all of a sudden the door slams shut. And locks! By itself? No, this gym has criminal mastermind Ashley Ryder in a control room in the basement who loves to trap dumb […]
Twink Tank: Tyler Morgan
I’m surprised by how attracted I am to Tyler Morgan. He looks like he could play the Zac Efron role in a dumb Disney Channel movie complete with bad musical numbers, so initially, it was a bit much for me to see him twerking in […]
Mike De Marko Was Last Week’s Hottest Cock Slut.
Despite my enthusiasm back in November, it would be a stretch for Mike De Marko to dethrone Johnny Rapid and become 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut. He would have to do triple penetration, quadruple penetration or something insane to accomplish that… Maybe he’d have to take […]
HELP! My Butthole Is Boycotting The Football Fuckdown Series.
I am hopping mad with rage! Earlier in the week, it was brought to my attention that MEN.COM has a new erotic series entitled “Football Fuckdown“. The three short films star the number one man I want buried deep inside of me, Colby Jansen, as […]
Three’s Company: Johnny Rapid, Colby Jansen & Ryan Rockford
I’m a sucker for a good coach/player fantasy. So far this year, I’ve been sent into an erotic frenzy watching Ian Levine blow Kellan Parker‘s whistle, Coach Fokker bottom for his whole team, Bubba tell his coach about his “pussy”, Coach Bronson‘s changing stall surprise […]
Drawn To You: Locked In His Gaze
The animated gangbang “Sex Ed With The Coach” has been one of our most popular Drawn To You posts of the year. So, naturally, when we spotted artist Ian Hanks‘ short, erotic comic “Locked in his Gaze” on Tumblr, we figured it’d be a good […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jessy Ares
Please excuse me while we go flog ourselves for not writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Jessy Ares before today. It’s not like we didn’t have the opportunity before! This year alone, he made our butts scream “Get Inside Me Now” in especially hot […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Battle of The Locker Room Sluts
Aiden Connors and Jack Patrick were both recently fucked in a locker room. Logically, this could only mean one of three things—1) Locker room sex has replaced double double penetration as the hottest new trend in the gay porn world, 2) Jockstraps are so hot […]
Flipping Out: Drake Jaden & Matt Stevens
Well, I know what I’ll be jerking off to tonight! You simply can’t go wrong with two hairy, muscular brutes fucking one another in a locker room, and that’s especially true when we’re talking about Drake Jaden and gay porn newcomer Matt Stevens. These manly […]











