Bruno Miles is, in fact, the hottest man I have seen in ten billion years. You are welcome to doubt the validity of this statement—especially considering I haven’t been alive for ten billion years—but you can’t doubt the way my dick‘s feeling right now. Bruno […]
Tag: lightly hairy
Quickie: Toni Sastre
For those of you who thought Dusty St. Amand‘s facial hair was too much, here’s another lean, bearded male fellow who might be up your alley. Apparently, Toni Sastre is a Spanish actor and dancer. I’m not saying “apparently” out of skepticism that he is […]
Short Guys Make Me Cum.
While this title is far from inaccurate, I should clarify that any height difference whatsoever tickles my pickle. Men who are taller than me make me cum just as much as men who are shorter than me. Hell, I’ve been known to ejaculate every now […]
Everything Butt: Sean Cody’s Newest Model Don
Even after writing about Nick Sterling and Shawn Wolfe—two of the hottest pieces of ass in the gay porn industry—I felt compelled to push aside all of my other plans and draft up an Everything Butt post about Sean Cody‘s newest model Don. This callipygian […]
Quickie: Anthony
“Pretty” was the first word that came to mind when I saw Jin Wang‘s latest model Anthony on my screen. It’s the sort of word that can be simultaneously complimentary and dismissive. I mean, sure! I recognized that he was aesthetically pleasing, but after those […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Dato Foland (II)
Word of advice! If you’re planning on fucking me, you better be good with your fingers. I realize I’m stating this to an audience where 99.9% of you have zero interest in activities which revolve around my very hairy (and not so talented) hole, but […]
Flipping Out: Damien Crosse & Wagner Vittoria’s Handyman Fuck
Oh, the handyman! It’s a classic gay porn dynamic that’s been done time and time again, but it’ll never get old (unless people suddenly stop wanting to bang hot dudes with tool belts). Despite the title of this clip, Damien Crosse and Wagner Vittoria don’t […]
File This Under “Men Whose Dicks You’ll Want To Ride”
What can I tell you about this man? He’s an athletic, 30 year-old top from London who describes himself as “masculine”. That’s pretty much all I can tell you about this man. He goes by the name “JJakey” on Manhunt, and if you head over […]
This Penis Is Fucking Awesome.
You need to see this fucking penis. It’s beer can thick, covered in the most delicious-looking foreskin. Above it, rests a carefully trimmed bush. Beneath it, you’ll find a pair of tight, smooth balls that are likely full of the sweetest nectar you could ever […]
Quickie: Seven James
Is there some secret society for hot guys with the number seven tattooed onto their bodies? When I saw the ink on appropriately named model Seven James‘ chest, I couldn’t help but think back to Raging Stallion‘s recently-signed exclusive Seven Dixon. Then I remembered that […]