Hello, everybody! It is your favorite penis in the world, Dewitt’s Dick. I am feeling self-conscious now that some of you have seen me, but I guess it is okay, because some of you made me want to stand up and do a little dance […]
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Woof Alert: Aybars Waves Around His Big Dick For Bentley Race
We’re used to seeing Aybars covered in 10,000 layers of Photoshop on sites like Raging Stallion. They’ll make him look all glossy and shiny, emphasizing his already large equipment, when he frankly doesn’t need all that razzmatazz to come off as sexy. You don’t mess […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tim Kruger (III)
There really aren’t enough words in the dictionary to describe the immaculate wonder known as Tim Kruger‘s massive wang. For two years in a row, he’s come in eighth place on our end-of-the-year “Get Inside Me Now” countdown, and for two years in a row, […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms (II)
What can I say about Landon Conrad that wasn’t already said in the first edition of “Fuck Vs. Fuck: Landon Conrad’s Horny Bottoms“? You’ve heard it all by now! As the winner of Dominic Ford‘s So You Think You Can Fuck and the likely winner […]
Quickie: Francois Angoston
It’s been half a month since our last Quickie. While I’d consider saying “sorry” for the lack of gorgeous male models invading your eyeballs on a semi-weekly basis, Francois Angoston is so fucking gorgeous that an apology isn’t necessary. Look at that body! Look at […]
In Which We Copy & Paste A Press Release About Adam Killian’s Nine-Man Orgy…
“New York, NY (May 29, 2014) — International porn powerhouse Lucas Entertainment releases the final scene from Adam Killian: Raw Wet Dream tomorrow on the Lucas Entertainment website and it’s the best scene yet: a nine-man orgy with Adam at the center of the action! “The bareback […]
50 Men You Could Be Fucking, Sucking, Kissing, Dating or Chatting With… FOR 50% OFF!
If you’re the type of guy who likes having sex with other men and gawking at naked male celebrities who may or may not be showing their wangs, then this would be a good time to remind you that Manhunt‘s on sale for 50% OFF […]
I Like Your Beard (And I Want It On My Butt For 50% Off)
“He looks like he could be the love interest in a Lana Del Rey music video.” This is something I said to myself as soon as I saw that picture below of Manhunt member _jgonza—you know, the one where he’s just strolling along on the beach. It caught my eye with […]
File This Under “Men Who Look Good In Speedos”.
Way back in the day when I participated in competitive swimming, there were some tacky t-shirts with sexual innuendos about how swimmers do things better in the bedroom. (Haha, breaststroke sounds a lot like it’s all about stroking breasts!) I’m bringing this up, because it […]
Short Guys Make Me Cum (Australian Remix)
Is it professionally acceptable for me to remix my own blog posts? The original “Short Guys Make Me Cum” featured a lightly fuzzy, 5’4″ Spanish Brazilian cutie named imaginarium87. The remix turns the volume up a notch with something a little more Australian, a little […]











