HOT DAMN! Now you know that Ms. Boulangerié Knowles KNEW that Justin Bieber‘s a grown-ass man at 19 years-old, but I was NOT aware that he was packing somewhere around 19 INCHES in those jeans. This fun-size motherfucker just STRAIGHT UP knocked on my door last […]
A Los Angeles judge has ruled that Justin Bieber won’t be punished for spitting on a man and driving recklessly in his Ferrari back in May. Apparently, the guy he spat on walked onto Justin’s property, and in order to get him to leave, Justin […]
You should watch the latest episode of Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis just because it’s hysterical, and it might actually make you loathe Justin Bieber a little less. It turns out that he has a sense of humor about himself (Zach: “When you’re in […]
Because we can’t get through one day in America without saying the word “twerk”, let’s all take a medicinal swig of Tanqueray and talk about a song called, fascinatingly enough, “Twerk”. Featuring everyone’s favorite little twerking pariah, Ms. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and a Bieber […]
That’s 19-year-old stank impresario Justin Bieber playing a joke on his Nana, according to TMZ. The story goes that this took place during Thanksgiving at his Gramma’s house in Toronto last year. Bieber thought it would be cutesy to serenade the lady au naturel with the […]
Earlier today, I posted on both Twitter and Tumblr about a “hypothetical” new television program called Celebrity Power Bottom. What I neglected to say earlier is that it already exists! The first season was filmed several months ago in my living room, but unfortunately, all […]
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
It’s not really annual. I think I hosted this once before. Hosted? I meant to type posted. Well, no, “hosted” is cool. These are celebrities. This is a show. I’m wearing a tux! Here’s 10 pairs of celebrity dudes. We want you to pick which […]
Whoa! I guess I should write more about “Justin Bieber’s Gaping Boy Cunt“. Despite the overwhelming amount of negative comments on the original post, it won a place as last week’s most popular story by a landslide. Logically, this means that your desire to see […]
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
