He’s fucking hot. He’s got a smirky smile, a tight ass, and a big, throbbing cock. And the guy can make you cum so hard that you forget things like your name and how to drive. But people call him by a name different than […]
Hot Or Not: Shady Guys
Tag: jizz
Watch Out For That White Stuff On The Floor In The Sauna, It’s Slippery
A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe! Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by […]
Random Question: Do You Find Facials Demeaning?
And we ain’t talkin’ bout that treatment you get at a spa. Unless it’s one of THOSE “spas.” True story. I was with this dude once, and we had been messing around and (for the first time) we had the following exchange: Dude: I’m close. […]
Cum Whores.
You will enjoy Drake Rock‘s Cum Addict 4 compilation if—a) You like cum on your face, b) You like cumming on faces, or c) You’re a dirty little slut. In some cases, you might fall into all three of those categories! We’re okay with that. […]
Money Shot: The Sticky Kiss
Look at how happy Arpad Miklos and Shay Michaels are in this picture! It’s almost as if they’re genuinely excited to have sex with one another. As it goes, this shot was taken at the beginning of their scene for Cocksure Men. We’ll let you […]
You’ve Seen Him With A Beer Bottle Up His Ass, Now Follow Him On Tumblr & Masturbate To His Pics
So I’m a jerk who credited the wrong Tumblr on this past weekend’s Caption This entry! It turns out that the image actually came from abeardedboy, a naughty collection of self portraits by a (clearly) bearded gentleman named “Dom“. As you might imagine, he has […]
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!
No, we’re not making a reference to A Christmas Story or the “official Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”… That aside, it should be noted that Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) […]
Drawn To You: Cam Gigandet Masturbated By Magic Gloves (Yes, It’s Exactly What It Sounds Like)
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
Random Question: Where Should He Cum?
I’ve been slacking off on the Random Question series, mostly because I haven’t been able to think of any, er, random questions. That said, it’s a fun feature that’s occasionally been known to spark a few good discussions, and it’d be a shame to forget […]
Have You Ever: Jizzed On Food & Eaten It?
This is one of those things I’m sure I’ve done at some point or another. Although my mind fails to conjure up a particular instance, it just seems like something you do when you’re young and curious, right? If we’re being perfectly honest, it seems […]