The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Jizzy Holes & Well-Endowed Boys Of Bel Ami

“You should have seen this cumming!” That’s how I would have started this piece if I were a slightly cheesier gay smut curator. You see, this play on words is particularly clever, because “coming” has been replaced with the ejaculatory slang “cumming”. It’s also rather […]

In Praise of Jim Kerouac’s Delicious Cock, Six Pack Abs & Thoroughly Lickable Balls

For all the jokes I make about Bel Ami models being almost indistinguishable from one another, there are a few performers on their roster who truly stand out when they’re not thrown into an unnecessarily large bareback orgy with anywhere from 4 to 79 twinks moaning […]