Medical professionals, take note! Landon Conrad‘s cock has cured the common cold. After spending an entire weekend with a bizarre zombie plague, studies have indicated that one look at the gay porn mega-star’s upward curve saved my soul and extended my life expectancy by ten […]
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Could This #TWINKE Handle #THICKE’s (Allegedly) Big Dick?
Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even […]