Here’s Hugo Lacoste interfering with himself in his kitchen for Men of Montreal. I’ve been to Montreal before. Where the hell was he? Because that’s a nice big cock, and it just trumped “poutine” as a reason to visit. Speaking of mastubation, where do you […]
I’m getting a strong bottom vibe from Ben Olsen. This could be a poor, snap judgment based on his height, which I can’t accurately assess based on these pics or videos (but he seems like a perfect, pint-sized embodiment of pure sex). This also could […]
Have you ever had a moment in Manhunt chat where you stumble upon a dick that’s so frickin’ remarkable, you don’t even believe it’s real? That’s how we felt when we stumbled upon this amateur video, featuring a guy in a cowboy hat tending to […]
It’s Friday, and I am far too fatigued to try and figure out what these two are saying. Suffice to say there is shirtlessness, a wet sponge on a crotch, some wrestling, some pinning, and then their shorts are around their ankles. For those of […]
Last week I tore down “Fuck, Marry, Block” (it got boring) and turned to you, our beloved and sexy as fuck readers, to offer your suggestions as to what our next weekly feature should be. I already knew this – but there are a lot […]
Brazil does it better. We say this because you would never see a Mr. America pageant contestant and Big Brother competitor jerking off on video here in the States. Ok, you would. But would they be whacking off with such gusto? And also measuring their […]
You’re not the only one who gets upset about these end-of-the-year lists! Quite honestly, it’s a travesty that my ultimate twink crush, Tristan Sterling, isn’t among 2011’s hottest young sluts. I almost considered combining the traffic from both of his posts just to sneak him […]
Meet Montana Volby, the freshest new face in the modeling industry! You might notice that he bears a strong resemblance to Randy Blue porn star Ash Taylor, which makes sense, since they’re clearly the same exact person. Unless Ash has an evil twin brother who […]
Bless the kind soul who dreamt to commission The Humplex to make this illustration! I mean, Cam Gigandet getting jerked off by a pair of magic gloves? We can totally get behind that fantasy. Especially after finally seeing that buck-naked Famous Amos scene from Burlesque. […]
Truth be told, my masturbation technique isn’t particularly creative. The craziest I’ll ever get is jerking off on cam (which isn’t actually very crazy at all). On rare occasions, I’ll break out one of my dildos and sit on it. Once I shoved part of […]
