Hypothetically, but of course! There’s no way in hell that someone as attractive as Topher DiMaggio would let me snatch his onscreen anal virginity, but in the magical “What Would You Do” world where anything could happen, I’d march him down to MEN.COM headquarters and […]
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Everything Butt: Does Ardon Yos Have The Hairiest Ass Crack In Gay Porn History?
Honestly? I don’t even think I’m being sensational with the title of this post. Ardon Yos has one of the hairiest ass cracks I’ve seen in a long time. It’s beyond “yeti butt“, “cub butt” or any other ridiculous name I’ve given to hirsute rumps […]
Who Would You Rather?: Monster Cock Edition
While we were busy looking at slutty costumes and celebrating the first official Sit On My Face Week, the good folks at Chaos Men made the spookiest holiday season more exciting with a little ol’ occasion known as Monster Cock Week. This involved the introduction […]
Jaxton Wheeler Is Back (And He Looks Kind of Different)
Remember this beefy fucker? He started off as Valentino on Chaos Men, then made his Randy Blue debut as Jaxton Wheeler not too long after. From there, he appeared in scenes with Caleb Strong, Colby Keller, Braden Charron and thickly-built bottom Darius, until he completely […]
Jake Bolton Remains Handsome & Extraordinarily Fuckable.
Just in case you worried that Jake Bolton somehow became ugly or less fuckable since his last scene for Men At Play, I’m here to put your mind to ease with this brand new photo set from a sort-of-solo scene he filmed for their site. […]
The Amateur Hour: Here Is The Hottest Person On Tumblr Of All Time (So Far, This Month.)
Last week, I happened to come across a Tumblr full of nude selfies and videos of the hottest person of all time. I can’t tell you much more about the person in the photographs and video below, other than he’s an Australian whose name might […]
Billy Blast Is My New Porn Crush & I’m Not Sorry About It
Billy Blast doesn’t have a pretty face, six pack or rippling body like a Sean Cody or Corbin Fisher model. He’s not extraordinarily well-hung like Boomer Banks, Rafael Alencar or Antonio Aguilera. His hair is messy, and he shaves his pubes, balls and ass in […]
Hugh Jazz Is A Pretty Great Porn Name.
It’s supposed to sound like “huge ass”, right? Even if that’s not the case, we love that his last name is Jazz. We want to, shall we say, get jazzy with Hugh Jazz. We’ll rusty trombone him and blow on his dick like a saxophone, […]
The Amateur Hour: Hairy Cum Machine
Between Gino Mosca and Brenton Thwaites, you’ve had enough pretty boys this morning! The two videos you’re about to watch come from a rugged, hairy, bisexual fellow in New Jersey who likes long walks on the beach and sniffing fresh flowers in the middle of […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Boys Next Door
It always seemed silly to me, too, that the guys on Next Door Male are exponentially hotter than any next door neighbor I’ve ever had, but nevertheless, let’s put that minor misnomer aside and focus on what’s really important—Conner Hastings‘ southern accent (and rather large penis). […]











