Bros With Phones is the alternative to Guys With iPhones that doesn’t judge where the fuck you bought your phone from. I finally gave the site a chance after watching my boo Jonny McGovern‘s “#TOTDF” music video, and I especially enjoyed the What Would You […]
Tag: iPhone Wars
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Shirt Lifters (Part III)
Guys lifting their shirts up to show their stomachs! We haven’t tackled this theme on iPhone Wars since November 2010, so we’re bringing it back for today’s round of amateur real men, er, realness… Which of these four shirt lifters makes you want to lift […]
iPhone Wars: The Battle of Faces Vs. Big Dicks
Do people really prefer face pics over dick pics? We’re going to (attempt to) uncover the truth in today’s round of iPhone Wars, in which five sufficiently cute clothed men compete against five sufficiently hung naked men. Who will be victorious in the end? We […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts
Four hot guys in gym shorts. There isn’t really much more to say about today’s round of iPhone Wars. Alas, I suppose I’ll try to say something else right now? Two of them are hairy! Two of them are smooth! None of them have (visible) […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tattoos (Part III)
After all the animosity against Christian Wilde‘s ink, you shouldn’t be surprised that I’m bringing back the Battle of The Tattoos for the first time in over a year. I like going against the grain and challenging your notion of what’s attractive. Also, I occasionally […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of No Pants (Part V)
Though I’m sure I’ll be proven wrong in a matter of seconds, this feels like the most evenly-matched round of iPhone Wars in months. Not being a size queen, Contestant A is my personal favorite, with his meaty legs, beautiful cock and overall DILF appeal. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boners (Part III)
Hard cocks! Now that we’ve got your attention, why don’t we show you a bunch of pictures of hard cocks? You guessed it! Today’s edition of iPhone Wars brings us yet another Battle of The Boners. Traditionally, Contestant A has always won this contest, as […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Boxer Briefs
Boxer briefs, trunks, whatever, whatever… We’ll leave those distinctions to our brand new Underwear Drawer feature. Here’s what I know! The four men in today’s round of iPhone Wars aren’t wearing briefs, and they aren’t wearing boxers. Therefore, I’m going to call whatever they’re wearing […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Muppet Lovers & Randoms
Can a man in a Cookie Monster t-shirt defeat a muscular, finger-licking redhead? Can a naked Kermit the Frog fan take down a mustachioed jock who forgot to put his pants on? These are the very important questions posed in today’s round of iPhone Wars. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Sluts Vs. The Cuties
It’s open for interpretation who are the sluts and who are the cuties in today’s installment of iPhone Wars. There’s definitely some crossover in certain instances, as seen by the way Contestant A is riding cock and still looking 100% adorable. Not that we are […]