Did anyone catch the premiere of Human Target? I neglected to record it on my DVR (mostly because I had no interest in watching it), but I'm having regrets after getting a glimpse of the show's leading man Mark Valley. Can you say total DILF? […]
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Everything Butt: Gio
If Gio looks familiar, it's probably because you've seen him in
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts
The past two iPhone Wars haven't been near close. In both cases, the winning contestant has had a lead of over twenty-percent against the runner-up. Hopefully, today's race will be a little more interesting than the last two. I can never guess how you guys […]
Woof Alert: Tim Kelly
Did somebody order a large helping of grown and sexy? Because I've got a delivery for all you eager chasers and embracers, and his name is Tim Kelly. Get ready to drop to your knees, because this hirsute daddy's ready to show you who's in charge. […]
Tom Is A Real Missouri Farm Boy
Missouri-based model Tom may be an expert on cattle, but this self-designated "All-American Farm Boy" has dreams beyond the farm. His main goal is to sculpt his body, so he can one day pose for fitness magazines and Playgirl. It looks like he's doing an excellent […]
Everything Butt: Seth
With his shaved head and goatee, twenty-six year old model Seth may not be everyone's cup of tea, and if you don't want to drink his brand of tea… maybe you should go to another damn tea party. It's undeniable that this guy's got a beautiful […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Tight Whities (II)
To celebrate the return of tighty whities to fashionable status, today's iPhone Wars battle features four hotties who are proudly rocking their tiny white briefs. The last time we attempted such a battle, one of the contestants cute socks (and rockin' body). Contestant A gets […]
Quickie: Guillermo Shows Off
As a general rule, I love men who play football. This applies to all varieties of football, not just the American version where guys in shoulder pads pummel one another. Because in case you can't figure it out from the pictures you're about to see, […]
Woof Alert: Brent Cage
Brent Cage isn't your average model. The London-based muscle bear has previously done some physique and fitness work, and he's more recently discovered new markets in the "adult field". You know what that means! Yup, you'll be getting a glimpse of this sexy daddy's hard […]
Gerard Butler Takes It Off
Guess who's been spotted in Barbados, parading around with none of his clothes on? It's none other than actor Gerard Butler, and he's unfortunately not as naked as this strategically cropped photo might indicate. Even so, he's looking pretty damn cute in his pink swim […]

