RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
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Have You Ever: Fantasized About Your Boss?
It’s going to get awkward if I keep writing posts like this. Nevertheless, I can’t just sit here and ignore that people fantasize about their bosses, supervisors or other authority figures! Call it unprofessional if you’d like, but that’s what a lot of guys get […]
Flashback Friday: Giorgio Canali & Bill Curry
Before we proceed any further, you should know that Giorgio Canali has a nine-inch uncut cock. You can’t see it in this picture ’cause it’s hidden by Billy Curry, but we assure you that it’s every bit as delicious as that description makes it sound. […]
Hot or Not: Jackhammer Tops
Earlier this week, I was subject to some criticism for saying Aiden Lane was a “bit too tender” with self-proclaimed power bottom Jordan Foster. This might not have been the right choice of words on my part. As you’re well aware, there’s nothing wrong with […]
Mitch Branson, Reese Rideout & Chris Rockway Star In “The Coach” (But Not The Version You Remember)
I can’t even begin to tell you the number of times I’ve jerked off to “The Coach“. This particular Randy Blue scene—starring Mitch Branson (then Mitchel Stone), Reese Rideout and Chris Rockway—is a modern classic, and it’s guaranteed to induce boners for anyone who’s ever […]
Woof Alert: George
That dick looks like some sort of industrial hose. That’s a formidable dick! Meet George. And that”s all we know about him. George. He’s got the slabs of muscle and the sexy fur coat. His penis looks like it could do some hot damage when […]
Drawn To You: Nathan M. Rosario
The Beast is quite possibly the last X-Men character that I’d consider to be sexy. In the interest of full disclosure, he was admittedly one of my childhood favorites. It feels wrong to fantasize about him squatting on my dick and riding it with an […]
Flashback Friday: Joe Porcelli
It always comes back to COLT for our Flashback Friday series! Beyond the new crop of stars like Bronson Gates and Aaron Cage, the studio has an extensive archive of older films on their site. At least one of those films includes mustachioed beauty Joe […]
It Happened On Manhunt: We Served Our Country Together… And Then We Serviced One Another.
This may be the most groan-worthy headline we’ve ever come up with for It Happened On Manhunt, but don’t let that discourage you from reading today’s submission. It tells the story of two military officers who share a room and secretly lust after one another, […]
Woof Alert: Shay
The shot of Israeli stud Shay laying ass-up and that tattoed booty perked sky-high…it’s a must-see. It’s right after the jump. The furry newcomer got down with the awesomely named Dominic Pacifico for Lucas Entertainment’s Audition 41: Rock Hard. If the title didn’t give it […]

