We thought it would be impossible to find someone to follow Chris Salvatore as this week’s Manhunt Daily Wood. We were convinced we’d have to send out a team of aesthetic experts to search far and wide for a guy who possesses that “it” factor, […]
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Thank Cock It’s Friday: Jimmy Fanz’s Butthole Will Save The World With Its Beauty & Fuzz
Maybe it’s just in my circle, but there seems to be this general sentiment that this week sucked balls in a metaphorical way that doesn’t involve actual, delicious scrotums you’d want to suck on. Even my chipper ol’ self has woken up on the wrong […]
The Amateur Hour: Butts From My Inbox
It always baffles me that people are so fascinated with my physical appearance. You are “reading” a blog with men like Seth Fornea, Austin Wilde and Angel Rock, yet you want to know more about the average, bespectacled blogger behind the posts? Trust me, I’m […]
What If You Got To Fuck Your Favorite Porn Star?
Parker Nolan is a huge fan of gay porn superstar Austin Wilde. Coincidentally, Austin has always wanted to fuck one of his fan boys, and he was finally able to bring this fantasy to life on his own site Guys In Sweatpants. Parker (who is […]
Spencer Hate-Crimed My Dick By Topping Coleman
Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have […]
I Want To Eat Brayden Forrester’s Ass.
There are maybe ten seconds of Alessio Romero eating Brayden Forrester‘s ass in their trailer for Titan Men‘s Stag. Rumors have begun swirling around that those were the ten best seconds of my week (so far), but I am here to tell you that’s all […]
Ethan Cooper: File This Under “Boys I Want To Fuck”
 Ethan Cooper has an impressive cock, as thick as a bottle of SPUNK Lube with a mushroom head that I’d normally go nuts for… But I don’t know! There’s something about this guy that screams “pin me down and fuck me ’til we both collapse”. […]
Everything Butt: Joey Santana
It’s a good thing I don’t live in South California! Joey Santana is a go-go dancer who just made his gay porn debut on Randy Blue, and with his alluring eyes and fuzzy thighs, I could see myself stuffing a ton of dollar bills into […]
Imagine This Guy With Cum On His Forehead.
Better yet, why bother imagining when you can just see pictures (and watch video footage) of this guy with cum on his forehead? He’s cute! Not quite as cute as the man widely recognized as “the hottest guy” ever seduced on Czech Hunter, but he’s […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Sex In The Kitchen With Adam Champ & Scott Hunter
This might be the 58,000th post I’ve written about how much I want Adam Champ inside of me. I’ve somehow deluded myself into thinking that, if I blog enough about him, he’ll come visit me in my sleep, spit on my hole like this and […]











