Not to share too much about my masturbational habits or anything, but I was stroking and skimming through the second chapter of MEN.COM‘s “Homance” series earlier this week. At some point, I got to the part where Mike De Marko‘s big ol’ schlong was bouncing […]
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Flipping Out: Charles & Pavel Take Turns Fucking On Sean Cody
We’re conflicted! On one hand, we’ve overjoyed that Sean Cody was so quick to unleash their new model Charles‘ hardcore debut. We nearly squealed when we saw that he had been paired with Pavel—one of the site’s best versatile performers—and we squawked like geese when we […]
The Ten Porn Stars At Hustlaball I’m Most Likely To Embarrass Myself In Front Of
If you’re going to be in New York this Sunday, you should head to Slake (251 W 30th St) for Hustlaball. I’ll be there, which means nothing to you, but also several dozen of your favorite porn stars will be on hand for ogling opportunities. […]
Three’s Company: Mike De Marko, Connor Kline & Tom Faulk
If you’re not a fan of threesomes, don’t just skip over this post right away! Since we know how much you all care about the plot in gay porn, I’ve gone ahead and included the first two one-on-one scenes from MEN.COM‘s “Homance” series. Otherwise, you […]
I Need To Be Inside Abele Place!
Hello, everyone, I want to tell all of your faces that I am so jealous of Louis Lee‘s dick. Unlike your favorite dick on the planet, which is me, he got to slide into Abele Place‘s butt and wiggle around. I would say that it […]
The Amateur Hour: Hairy Cum Machine
Between Gino Mosca and Brenton Thwaites, you’ve had enough pretty boys this morning! The two videos you’re about to watch come from a rugged, hairy, bisexual fellow in New Jersey who likes long walks on the beach and sniffing fresh flowers in the middle of […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Tim Kruger (II)
Let’s talk about Tim Kruger‘s dick! It happens to be rather large, and along with an endless roster of equally hung tops, he puts it to good use stuffing greedy bottoms on Tim Tales. We’ve been meaning to throw together another Cock-A-Doodle Do Me entry […]
Men With Class(es): Why We Want To Do Our Teachers
This morning I was awakened to the sound of a dipshit plumber and a dipshit contractor arguing at 7am and then tearing apart the apartment above mine by ripping the whole thing up and throwing large pieces of wood and plaster out the third floor […]
Let’s Get Kinky: Hose Up The Butt
In the clip you’re about to watch (or refuse to watch out of disgust), Jordan Fox plays a farmer dude who’s just casually wearing a speedo and watering his plants, as most farmers tend to do. Riley Tess is a tourist exploring the French countryside […]
I Miss You, Trent Locke!
My mind constantly flutters to all the gay porn stars who, within the past few years, retired before their star had faded—Samuel O’Toole, Samuel O’Toole’s mustache and a few other names that I’m forgetting at the moment. The one that stings the most, however, has […]











