Given the number of YouTube clips featuring shirtless frat boys dancing, we’re convinced there isn’t a single heterosexual man who currently attends college and hasn’t shaken his ass on camera to a modern pop track. Remember the days of binge drinking and pretending to study? […]
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Aural Only: Cazwell
After getting your cones dripping with his oversexed music video for “Ice Cream Truck”, the frequently shirtless Cazwell is back with a new clip for “Get My Money Back”. We are presenting it without comment. Feel free to draw your own conclusions as to why […]
Quickie: Roy Lavi
Roy Lavi is just too damn adorable. We’re having trouble thinking of naughty things to say about him, because all we want to do is put him in our pocket and take him out when we’re feeling depressed. There’s just so much warmth to his […]
Secret Sex: Matthew McConaughey
People consider Matthew McConaughey to be “sexy”. You may not necessarily be one of those people, but I promise with every bone in my body that they exist. Frankly, I’ve never really fallen into this category. The appeal is relatively obvious–he’s got a great body. […]
Twink Tank: Alex, Ty & Hayden
I’ve always had this fantasy about regularly meeting up with a few hot guys to watch football. Technically, I’ve already done this in the past, but there’s a small difference in this fantasy. All of the folks involved would be fully gay dudes, and they’d […]
Heath Jordan by Rick Day
Rick Day is one of our favorite photographers. Heath Jordan is one of our favorite adult superstars. What happens when you put the two together? As you might expect, the results are one-hundred percent explosive… Don’t blame us if you splooge all over yourself! The […]
Woof Alert: Leo Alarcon
Leo Alarcon was made to be fucked. The hairy porn pup Titan Men's Thrust, and we haven't been able to stop thinking about him since. His toned torso is coated with the perfect amount of fur, complimented by a pair of hairy legs that are simply […]
Two Hairy Guys Doing It
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking twinks on this motherfucking blog! Okay, so maybe that's not entirely true, but I'll use any excuse to quote Samuel L. Jackson and post pictures of hot hairy dudes getting it on. And we have been […]
Obligatory Shirtless Chace Crawford Post
It's been a long time since we've written about Gossip Girl hottie Chace Crawford. This probably has something to do with the fact that he hasn't done anything notable in the past couple of months. Then again, it's arguable that he's never done anything notable. […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Gym Shorts
The past two iPhone Wars haven't been near close. In both cases, the winning contestant has had a lead of over twenty-percent against the runner-up. Hopefully, today's race will be a little more interesting than the last two. I can never guess how you guys […]