Musical trends come and go in waves. Most recently, One Direction and The Wanted brought boy band hysteria back to the late nineties peak seen with acts like the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC and, to a lesser extent, 98 Degrees. The girl group, however, has been […]
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f(x) ALSO Quintuple-Penetrated Me… With Their DICKS!
It ain’t easy being Ms. Boulangerié Knowles! Right after I got quintuple-penetrated by The Wanted, I was wiping Max George‘s CUM off my forehead when these five chicks rolled up looking serious as FUCK. They told me their names were Victoria, Amber, Luna, Sulli and […]
M.O.: “Ain’t Got Time”
UK trio M.O. probably won’t ever reach the modern girl group greatness of the Spice Girls, Destiny’s Child or even The Pussycat Dolls for that matter. Their name alone is a search engine optimization disaster, and they’ve yet to produce a single that busts through […]
Aural Only: Hunx And His Punx
And now for something completely different. San Francisco band Hunx and His Punx consists of former Gravy Train!!!! member Hunx and some other people who aren't important enough to have their aliases in the band name. Their sound can best be described as queer pop with […]