My first instinct is to describe Jannik Knopp as a cross between Alexander Skarsgård and Ryan Gosling. When I was first introduced to him in this video, I was watching in a separate tab and became far, far too aroused upon hearing the following: “Hey, […]
It’s getting so bad that random naked guys can’t go for a motorcycle ride anymore. Local authorities are searching for a guy who got his hog on a hog (actually, it’s more like a crotch rocket) and drove through an outdoor Christmas market in Münster, […]
Phillipp Boy is a German gymnast who competed in London this summer, and we should be ashamed ourselves for leaving him out of our Olympic Hot Fucker coverage. It doesn’t like like he took the podium for medals this go-round, but who gives two shits? […]
Take a moment to consider the striking Leon Dörrenberg. He’s lean, boyish and a tasty alternative to pumped up and spray tanned. He’s got a dreamy look about him, but then he gives a boyish wink and….swoon. If you peer closely at this first pic, […]
Sie benötigen einen Spotter, Fabian? Ich habe nichts dagegen meine Erektion. Es hat absolut nichts mit dir zu tun. Ich schwöre es. Any of our Germanic readers will have to forgive me, that was created entirely in Google Translator and is probably all sorts of […]
We hope you paid attention during all those elementary geography lessons! As it turns out, the Prime Meridian has more influence on your sex life than you could have ever imagined. We were curious about which countries had the highest percentage of tops versus bottoms, so […]
According to fifteen-thousand women, German men are the worst lovers because of their body odor. The women complained that English men were too lazy, Swedish men were too fast, Dutch men were too dominating and American men were too rough. Spanish, Brazilian and Italian men […]
Germany is about to get it's first gay Foreign Minister, and so far everyone seems to be okay with it. The German equivalent to our Secretary of State is obviously a very prominent post and to have an openly gay man in that position is […]
A couple of banned German Sprite commercials have been making the rounds, and I can't figure out why they'd ever be banned. I mean, what's so wrong with implied facials? Aside from the fact that their carbonated cumshots are ridiculously huge, absolutely nothing. I'd complain that […]
Despite what the misleading title may imply, Germany's Horse Fair Fuck-Market (aka Fickstutenmarkt) has absolutely nothing to do with bestiality. The private event is a sex party during which a group of mares (bottoms) is placed in total submission to a handful of stallions (tops). […]
