The burly, capable guys taunt dangerous wildlife and brave the ferocious elements to show us couch potatoes what’s going on in nature are a LOONNGGG way from that old guy on Wild Kingdom. Man Vs. Wild’s Bear Grylls and Animal Planet host Dave Salmoni are […]
Tag: gay sex
Top or Bottom: Tim Tebow
I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
Aural Fixation: Awesome Shit That’s Not On The Radio
“It seems like now gay culture is more mainstream, so at a lot of the parties that you’re going to with a larger gay crowd, the music tends to be more commercial. It’s not this underground thing anymore.” <– That’s a direct quote yanked from […]
Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Have You Ever: Gotten Tired of Switching Positions?
You’re on your back, ankles thrown on another man’s shoulder. He’s plowing you just the way you like, and you can’t get enough! Then he pulls out and utters the following words—“I wanna fuck you doggystyle”. You flip around, and then two minutes later he […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Fuck, Marry, Block: Parks & Recreation
So apparently I’m writing today’s edition of Fuck, Marry, Block? Our resident gossip king—otherwise known as my darling co-blogger J. Harvey—is out of the office for the day. This means I have no choice but to take over one of the best features ever created […]
So Hot That It’s SCARY: Eric Pryor’s Mini-Gangbang
Since Halloween’s a time for sluttiness, there’s no better way to celebrate than getting banged by three (or more) hot dudes! Well, that seems to be the thought process of Eric Pryor in Randy Blue‘s festive new scene Boys Night Out. It was a dark […]
Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Have You Ever: Been Fisted?
I’ve always been fascinated with fisting. Not in the sense that I’d ever want to try it, but I get extremely caught up in understanding the appeal and mechanics of it all. My straight friends and I have had countless conversations about this topic. Most […]

