While watching Lady Gaga’s eyebrow-hating Bride of Frankenstein’s Monster-mermaid- displaced couture model- barn stripper-cornfield waif-drag king epic (aka the video for “You And I”), I was mostly thinking “who’s the hot guy fucking the bejeezus out of her?” And I was also thinking, “bitch, get […]
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Sami Alliot Has Good Hair (And Good Everything Else)
Like a male Venus arriving on shore sans clamshell, Sami Alliot strides out of the water looking flawless. The hair! Sami’s hair is as hot as the rest of his body. And yes, I’m also alluding to that fuzz on his flat stomach. It’s so […]
Quickie: Sean Sullivan
How did they cast The Man of Steel without considering Sean Sullivan? He’s got the body, the Clark Kentian glasses and who says Supes can’t be a blonde this time? They might want to consider switching up the formula because the last one was aaawwwfffuuulll. […]
True Beauty: Ian Nelson Foster
According to Sexy Muscle Guys, Brit Ian Nelson Foster is the next big thing in the male modeling industry. He’s also jacked up recently, going from a thin, twinkish-type to the muscled magnificence you see before you. Let’s thank Ian’s gym and awesome genetics. He’s […]
Meet The Volcanoes
This is the Phillipines’ national rugby team, the Volcanoes. To be a Volcano, you have to be rough, tough, and look exceptionally sexy in briefs. Yeah, they play in their briefs. You would, too. It’s really hot in the Phillipines. There’s a sad joke in […]
Hot Flash: Danny Perez Jr.
Let’s get Danny Perez Jr. into “The Ten” for next week. What do you say? We need skinny guys with smoldering good looks to compete alongside the muscle boys and gym bunnies that usually make up our most popular feature. These pics of Danny by […]
Celebrity Skin: Ashton Kutcher
Did you know there was a recent movie in which Ashton Kutcher played a professional slut and bared his asscheeks repeatedly? Yes, he’s shot the moon in most of his flicks, but in this one we got to watch it pistoning up and down as […]
Quickie: Jake Pavelka
He’s definitely proved he’s no lard-ass couch potato. And I speak from experience (the experience of being a lard-ass couch potato). Jake Pavelka was a Bachelor, specifically the one who grew to hate the lady he rosed and got into a televised bitch-brawl with her […]
Kellan Lutz Loses His Shirt For Abbot + Main
Twilight muscleman Kellan Lutz is the pecs, abs, and face for clothing line Abbot + Main. Lest you think he’s just a ridiculously cut body, Lutz also co-designed the line. All this, and making it work for the runway, too. See, he’s right – he’s […]
Steven Dehler Bulging For Timoteo
It’s difficult to notice anything else in these pics of model Steve Dehler besides his package. There’s his bulge in white. There it is again in red. Again in white. And it’s accompanied by his round ass when it’s shot in green. Fuck, Timoteo knows […]