The Kardashians are a pox on humanity, and they are the primary reason for why Southern California should slide into the sea more quickly than it’s fated to. However, little brother Rob Kardashian has a big fat ass that bounces and jiggles delightfully. I want […]
Is it too early to give out an award for 2013’s Best Gay Porn Smile? Oh well! By now, you’ve probably realized that I’ll use any excuse to “write” about scruffy young pup Josh Long, and intensive research (by my dick) has proven that it’s […]
Stop me if I’ve told this one before! Years and years ago, one of my Manhunt fuck buddies surprised me by showing up drunk as hell in the back seat of his Jeep. He opened the door, ushered me in and proceeded to slur an […]
[Ed. note – This is not a pic of the “Little Monsters” responsible. I just liked her facial hair.] Lady Gaga had to cut her tour short due to needing a new hip (fame ages you) so her “Little Monsters” had some time on their […]
“I get type-casted because I’m dark-skinned, tall, muscular that I have to be the dominant, aggressive top that comes into the situation and has to beat everybody up. Now, don’t get me wrong! I perpetuate that stereotype, of course, but I’m a model. That’s what […]
Make way for ginge! Bruce Miller is #49 on the San Francisco 49ers. That must be a lot of responsibility. Good thing he’s pretty (like his teammate Colin Kaepernick). He may have lost the Superbowl this year, but he gets to be the redheaded giant […]
For his oral skills alone, Dolan Wolf should receive an early nomination for 2013’s Hottest Cock Slut award. This man definitely knows how to take dick down his throat, and if you remember his original Woof Alert post from back in January 2012, he’s not too […]
This is Josh Gorges . He’s the alternate captain of the Montreal Canadiens, to the tune of 3.9 million a year. NHL Insights has Tweeted several times that Gorges is about to become the first openly gay hockey player in NHL history. High sticking turned […]
Damn, do you know how much I wish someone would say that to me? It doesn’t even matter that Christian Wilde is a creepy creepster in the third chapter of “The Haunting” (catch up with part one here, part two here). The fact remains that […]
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
