Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have […]
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Is This The Hottest Gay Porn Cast EVER?!?!
There is no way in the world that I have ever written a post with this title before, because the hottest gay porn cast ever would not be complete without Heath Jordan. The hairy muscle god (and whisperer to all dicks everywhere in the world) […]
HELP! I Bought A Membership To Fraternity X & Now I Am Hard Forever Until The End of Time.
Hello, sexy people who like penises! It is your favorite penis in the history of time, Dewitt’s Dick. I have stolen my owner’s credit card to take advantage of the greatest Fraternity X deal of all time, $14.95 a month for life, and I have […]
HELP! My Dick Is Addicted To MEN.com.
Hey everyone who likes to masturbate! It is your favorite penis who blogs, Dewitt’s Dick. I am here today to talk about a website called MEN.com that has been known to make my best friend Dewitt’s Hand hug me and bounce up and down until […]
Everything Butt: Christian Wilde’s Bottoming Debut Is The Best In The History of Butts!!!!
Hold me tightly and squeeze me until I squirt! Perfect human being Christian Wilde has given up his virgin butt in a new scene for NakedSword, and you will never guess in a million years whose big dick is thrusting in and out of his […]
Jeremy Stevens: Butthole of The Century!?!?!?
In a world where it is legal for a penis to marry a butthole, I would be walking down the aisle right now with Jeremy Stevens‘ juicy pink pucker. No, it is not as tight and perfectly pristine as the boys from Bel Ami, but […]
Is This The Hottest Gay Porn Cast EVER?!?!
I want to be inside all of these men! Every single one of them. Our friends at Channel 1 Releasing sent over some exclusive pictures from Chi Chi LaRue‘s upcoming film Water Logged, which features such exciting talent as Trenton Ducati, Angel Rock, Damian Taylor, […]
PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
HELP! My Dick Is Blogging About Andrew Elliot Foot Fetish Porn.
Hi everyone! It is your favorite penis in the whole world, Dewitt’s Dick! I am here today because a model from the best scene in Cocky Boys history, Andrew Elliott, has branched out to do foot fetish porn. If you are curious to know the amount of […]
Guys In Sweatpants: The Best Website In The HISTORY OF THE INTERNET?!?!?
Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring […]