While this may look like your average dildo, it’s actually molded from the schlong of a rugged, 6’4″, blond hair, blue-eyed U.S. Marine. His girlfriend is auctioning it off on Etsy for $55.00, along with some random paintings of flowers and grass. We hate to […]
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Everyone’s A Stereotype (And A Bottom)
Are you a bear or a twink? Show queen or jock? We love those snarky bitches at Gawker, but we still can't get over how Brian Moylan's "Handy Guide To All Gay Men" divides us up like the lunch tables in a tween movie. Sure, […]