In case you haven’t noticed, Nick Steele is extraordinarily handsome. The model and actor—whose greatest role includes playing a Kevin Federline look-alike in two separate and surely terrible films—provided the eye candy in a television ad for Britney Spears‘ Fantasy fragrance. Of course, these details […]
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What If You Got To Fuck Your Favorite Porn Star?
Parker Nolan is a huge fan of gay porn superstar Austin Wilde. Coincidentally, Austin has always wanted to fuck one of his fan boys, and he was finally able to bring this fantasy to life on his own site Guys In Sweatpants. Parker (who is […]
Colby Keller & Johnny Rapid Are Perfect Together In “Pervy Professor”
Give up, every other porn star in existence! The world has seen Colby Keller and Johnny Rapid having sex with one another, and you are officially screwed (and not in the way you’re used to getting screwed). Nothing, literally nothing, can compare to the combined […]
Spencer Hate-Crimed My Dick By Topping Coleman
Hi, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you about a man named Spencer. He is a model for a gay pornographic website you may have heard of called Sean Cody, and I have […]
“Naked and Afraid” Needs More Naked, Less Afraid!
This morning, I learned about the existence of a TV show called Naked and Afraid. It appears to be exactly what it sounds like. The Discovery Channel sends two naked people out into the wilderness, and we proceed to get excited about their nudity until […]
I Want To Eat Brayden Forrester’s Ass.
There are maybe ten seconds of Alessio Romero eating Brayden Forrester‘s ass in their trailer for Titan Men‘s Stag. Rumors have begun swirling around that those were the ten best seconds of my week (so far), but I am here to tell you that’s all […]
Celebrity Skin: Emile Hirsch’s Dick, Butt & Hairy Chest
You might recognize 28 year-old actor Emile Hirsch from his roles in Milk, Lords of Dogtown, The Girl Next Door and Into The Wild. There’s also, of course, the very real possibility that you’re cinematically challenged, and you’ve never seen him before in your whole […]
Let Me Bang You While We Listen To Marlene’s “Bon Voyage”.
This might be the gayest thing I’ve ever admitted, but one of my deepest fantasies involves making an extremely goofy, choreographed amateur sex tape. I’m talking, like, each thrust into my partner’s ass set to the rhythm of the beat, crazy interpretative dance moves and […]
Dimitri & Seth Roberts Double-Penetrate Justin Timberlake
After Jake Bass and his sexy pal Zach turned heads double-penetrating “Channing Tatum” on Cocky Boys, we didn’t think they’d start an international sex craze! Alas, here we are a week or so later, and hot hipster fucks Dimitri and Seth Roberts are shoving their […]
Everything Butt: Joey Santana
It’s a good thing I don’t live in South California! Joey Santana is a go-go dancer who just made his gay porn debut on Randy Blue, and with his alluring eyes and fuzzy thighs, I could see myself stuffing a ton of dollar bills into […]











