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Thank Cock It’s Friday: Dario Beck Fucks Pau Casserras & Everything Is Right In The World
Hey, remember how I was so angry about Matthew Keading getting roofied and raped by two asshole frat boys on Fraternity X? I’m calming down thanks to Dario Beck‘s dick. In fact, it would not be inaccurate to say that I’ve been healed by the […]