Cristiano Ronaldo is the new David Beckham. Well, at least that's what Giorgio Armani is banking on for his Spring 2010 campaign. The designer selected the Portuguese soccer player as the new spokesmodel for his men's underwear and jeans, and we've been given a small […]
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Cristiano Ronaldo Needs to Stick to Playing Soccer and Looking Hot
Who told Cristiano Ronaldo that he can sing? Why isn't he prancing around shirtless and looking hot? If my TV was on mute, then this commercial for a Portuguese bank might have been bearable. Thank god he's still hot. – Andy Check out Cristiano singing […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Has a Doppelgänger
Cristiano Ronaldo is probably one of the hottest athletes around and I've had many wet dreams involving the soccer stud. Well thanks to our friends at Charmants, I've learned that Cristiano has a soccer twin–Dani Zlatkov from the Bulgarian soccer team PFC Pirin Blagoevgrad. Think […]
Wait, This Is Actually Someone’s Job?
Spotted: a hirsute man massaging Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo's abs, getting dangerously close to his crotch. It's unclear whether either man is getting fuck buddy. – Dewitt Photo credit: Cristiano Ronaldo Pictures
Cristiano Ronaldo and The Magic Boner
Portuguese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo just gave me the best eight seconds of my day. It could just be the fact that he totally checked out another guy's bulge, but the oh-so-gay soundtrack of The Village People's "YMCA" sure helps the hilarity of this clip. […]
A Peek at Cristiano Ronaldo’s Balls
Have you ever wondered if Portuguese soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo shaves his nads? Me neither. But at a huge parade in Torres Vedras, Portugal there was a hilarious float featuring the footballer sitting atop a globe with his stubbly nuts hanging out of his shorts. […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Wins Soccer’s Top Honor
Manchester United and Portugal sensation Cristiano Ronaldo was named World Footballer of the Year, topping 54 other elite players. Because Ronaldo scored 42 goals this season, it was not a big surprise he received this award, a truly global distinction because it is voted on […]
Cristiano Ronaldo Beats Kylie for Ultimate Gay Icon?
Cristiano Ronaldo has beaten the likes of Kylie Minogue, Elton John and Liza Minnelli to be named Ultimate Gay Icon in a survey of British gay men. The group that conducted the survey provided a response, “Ronaldo’s ripped body, slicked-back hair, shiny white teeth and […]